ScottishMagpie

I want us to stuff them. I want SJP to a like a bear pit with us intermidating the scousers, making it clear our feelings towards Mike Ashley and scaring the shit out of Pardew that he'll shit himself and cry like a bitch and quit.

Is there actually in fact two Alan F**king Pardew's in the world and MA has got confused? Kinda like when you search by name in facebook and get a whole list back.

Just watched the press conference.... F**K me!!! Where to begin with this cretin! So far up his own arse. Making himself out to be a man for taking the job on. Just f**K off back to whatever hovel you came out of.

Welcome to NUFC. There's the exit.... now f**K off!

Without a shadow of a doubt!! I hate the fat f**ker for making me feel guilty (for the effect it might have on this great group of lads we have) about contemplating giving up my season ticket when it's 100% completely his fault!!

Voted 'NO'. Will wait to see what the players reaction is but can see this being my last as a season ticket holder.

I'm so close to handing my season ticket back. Pardew - you're not wanted here. Get the fuck away from our club!

Jobs for the boys again!! replacing CH with someone who left/sacked/resigned from a 2nd division side?!! How's this an improvement?!

If we were sitting stranded at the foot of the league and needed someone/anyone to try and save us I could maybe strain my mind to accepting him as a stopgap it but for FUCKS SAKE!!!! I'd love to know how he convinced MA that he was the man for a long term contract and the ideal man to 'grow' the club. Would love to know what the players think of this one. Go on Andy, you know you wanna stick the heid on him...

Feel like my soul's been ripped apart. Just as well I work in a one-storey building otherwise I'd be on roof right now.

Even from a non-footballing perspective...if it gets given to Pardew, who is someone with a less than successful history in dealing with the media, then how in God's name is he going to handle the media scrutiny at NUFC?!

Not Pedro?!!!! I feel like I've just found out wor lass has been cheating on me. Is there nothing sacred to NUFC that MA will not destroy or corrupt?

Jol was the only serious 'possible' that was an improvement on CH. If we're not going to improve then what was the f**king point?!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!

Is there anything in this rumour going about that Beardsley will be no.2 to whoever comes in?

No no nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

just been reading the quotes in the chronicle assigned to the infamous 'club source' talking about long term contracts and someone they can trust to grow the club. Even though I think he's pretty much got the gig I don't see how Pardew fits this at all. Anyway, what does 'grow the club' mean? is it getting match day attendances up over 50k each game and playing football that Sky/ESPN want to broadcast every week? Can you see Pardew doing this? or is this 'growth' to be youth academy/reserves etc? Again, where has Pardew in the past displayed a knack for this?

Maybe it's just the black hole of depression I'm in right now but got a feeling it's going to be Pardew which I'm underwhelmed about to say the very least.

Anytime during our relegation season I would have loved to have seen Jol as manager but now I'm just that depressed I can't see anyone working out..... I want CH back!!!! (cries and stamps feet like a 5yr old!)

Those pics make me wanna greet! CH was a true gentleman who I was proud to call our Manager.

Wonder what he did that was that earthshattering to lose it in such a short space of time? Was it CH that torched AC's car?

Caught Offside is just made up rubbish fwiw So, if true, they've sacked CH then going to go flogging the job about like some Owen brochure? Can't believe the Chron has Strachan as one of the possibles?!!

1-7 Can see the club waiting until just before the game to make 'big' announcement as to who the new manager is thinking it will inspire players and fans alike when it will probably lead to folk jumping off the gallowgate room.

It'll be Kinnear until the end of the season. Don't see how it could be any longer given his fragile heart condition.

Caulkin on twitter: Said all along #Nufc has been a fragile coalition. Now in pieces. Forget crap about senior player unrest - they're as upset as anyone No offence but I'm more inclined to agree with Caulkin!

Ultimate choice would be Mourinho. Still think him and our fans would be an ideal match for each other. From looking at who's 'available' then the best we could get is O'Neill. To see Barron get the boot as well makes me agree with others that whoever is coming in has their own backroom staff. I know he had a couple of coaches that have followed him around but did O'neill have a goalkeeping coach too? Pardew or Kinnear that I won't be attending anymore games.