ScottishMagpie

he's changed career path..... http://www.johncarverinn.com/

It went very well? He enjoyed it? Pardew did a great job? It was fun? A pleasure?! Completely unacceptable. What he means is Pardew sucked his cock whilst he was guaranteed to start every match, be given the captains armband and have style/tactics determined around him so he looked proper mint. Still, canny player like.

Christ man, how many people do you want on the board? Leeds & Portsmouth and that... Shirley we need someone of a financial nature on the board no?

Im guessing Irving will be getting replaced and that person will be appointed to the board too.

Surely this bodes well in that it hints at some cohesion when it comes to transfers. From what I read, Pardew and Carr 'clashed' or had different ideas. Can see Carr and McLaren collaborating a bit more on targets.

It's a nice feeling having a manager that I don't absolutely detest. Steve seems like a 'good guy' in all interviews I've seen him in. Was impressed with his sky sports interview. Might all change come the start of the season and we've bought nobody and he starts bullshitting in interviews. Saying that though he can hardly come out and have a pop at the board for any decisions now that he's on the board himself!

Feck! Just clicked on page 1 of this thread by accident but decided to have a read through..... where did it all go wrong?!! :'(

This.

So fucking "MEH" it's untrue! I was gonna say I'd give him benifit of the doubt etc. but fuck that..... not expecting results to suddenly turn around but I'm expecting less of a ashley bum-licker in pressers and more a defined playing style. Could see it would be him despite all these more exciting names "linked" to us..... the thing that really boils my piss in all this is that carver, stone and woodman are staying. Howay, only club that rewards consistant failure.

Big Mike's pulling the strings I tell you!!! It's all a ploy to get the word "football" replaced with "soccer". How many Sports Football shops does he have?

Great news this. Surely though, some of the shit that is undoubtedly going to be flying must stick to the fat f**ker at the top. Bit like Andrew Coulson apparently "unware" of phone-hacking going on under his nose. Whole f**king lot them deserve to be burn on a stick.

Might just mean that he wants to get on Grand Designs or something.

Is that cos he's got Madrid hanging on the other phone waiting on his answer?

so does anyone know if this "rumoured" meeting that was taking place this morning to confirm his appointment took place?

I must have been living on another planet.....when the f**k did the play off winners get a trophy? that's not right! In my defence I've never actually watched one before! Complete sky-hyped bollocks.

Please be true!!!

Would be funny if he did get the boot, for him to hop on his moped and head north thinking he can just walk in to SJP only for him to get two finger salute from Big Mike and see Garde getting unveiled as new toon boss. Other side of that his he rocks up and Charver is being knighted by Charnley for "saving" us!

Oh....and one more thing..... a massive FUCK YOU!!!! to Sky TV. All fucking week they've been hammering the line that we were going down and hull would repeat their heroics. Camera's there to see the Geordies implode. Have a laugh at our expense.... Well it didn't happen (saving that for next season!).... so fuck right off!!

Yup. This sort of thing is far far more important than football, relegation etc... Well said.

He went on telly to save face, nothing more. This. His ass was just flapping over the possibility of big crowds taking part in the post match sit-in and it being seen on the tv.

Thought he came across like he didn't have a clue if he'd be getting it or not. Wonder if Garde's interest will heat up again after it 'cooled' recently....

we've won a "cup final".....woo-hoo!! Now Mike, you can fuck off!

safe hands for a greggs pasty but not for managing a premiership football club.

Some of that money he's supposedly going to invest in the summer HAS TO go towards paying off the current coaching staff.

The rest should just fuck off and leave Jonas in the centre circle to receive the love.