ScottishMagpie

Vukic with a touch of class to set up Rangers opener if anyone's interested....... thought not.

I've got no-one to blame but myself. God... I hate myself!!

Difference between that kunts interview and Bruce is like night and day. If I was a neutral watching I know 100% who I would be wanting leading my team in to final match of the season needing a result.

Surely Mike's gotta be shitting himself thin now like!?! Needs to protect his 'business' and shoot this fucker out a cannon. Get shot of him immediately and get someone in for the last match with some ridiculous bonus if we stay up? Would he let us go down just to spite the fans?

Wonder if the word relegation is in his fucking vocab now the stupid cunt!

This is just screaming for a banner to be made for tomorrow no? "We're going down but at least we've got the best coach in the premier league!"

He's been leaving the players hung out to dry for weeks now, dodging blame as much as he can. The only motivation he's great at is making people in this forum want to punch his face. Exactly.....none of the usual "we're all in this together", "pulling in the same direction"......no, with him it's all "why can't the players be more like me?". Deluded knobcheese.

Has he said this to take the "heat" off the players, a la Pearson and his sheep rant last week, so it will free the 'pressure' on the players so the can unleash barca style tomorrow afternoon? Has he said this to try and convince himself?.... positive mental attitude and all that pish. If I keep telling myself something often enough I'll end up believing it even though it's pure bollocks. This man is a fucking amatuer. How long has he been in the game? Worked with, and you would have thought learned from, the great Sir Bobby and this is the shite he comes out with?! He should be coming out bigging up our players (and I don't just mean the 'purple' ones) and making them feel 10 feet tall than trying to big up himself. Basically he's saying he his pure football genius so following that logic, if he is the geordie pep and we've lost so many games it must be the players that are pure dogshit. Wahey! Great motivational words from the main man just before a crucial match.

Oh just fuck off will you you fucking embarrassing chippy fryer! "I'm the best coach in the PL" but once the players cross that white line I can do fuck all to influence the game. I'm that fucking good!

"The players are committed to this and if you stay with us, if you join us, we are going to fight together for our black and white family." That implying if 'we' don't stick with them (i.e. make it a full house on Saturday) then they won't fight? "Neither players nor staff would like to be in the position that we are in at the moment. This is something that has happened for many reasons and right now there is no time to look back and correct those mistakes." There's never fucking time with Ashley in charge!! We'd need to sit out an entire season for there to be enough time to produce a lessons learned report. I concur with previous posts....if Colo wrote that I'm a fucking rocket scientist!

The reason we are shite is lack of "desire". Just fuck off you complete bellend!

Really sorry to hear this. Thoughts and prayers with him and the kids.

Ain't coming back alive.

Starting to think why should they? I'm in no way condoning their performance(s) but they are mercenaries. They've not been sold a vision of the club, a dream if you will. They've just been told, play for us for a season or two and get a "big" move. They've not been told this can be the best f***ing club to play for in the world!!! They are just like tat on a shelf in the fat f***ers warehouse waiting for someone to buy them. Treated like a pair of donnay trainers and it's a surprise when they don't go to the mattresses when things get ugly?!

Yet another reason why he has to resign/get the bullet. The players clearly aren't "doing it" for him and don't respect him in the slightest. We are going down with him in charge. Fuck....I'd take Hoddle in for the games remaining! I'd take relegation and a decade in the championship IF it meant we'd be getting rid of fat mike and having our club back but not sure that would be the case.

"door remains shut".... hope there's petrol and a match involved. Complete fucknuggets the lot of them!

That mean he's gone for the rest of the season? Every cloud...

Sacking offence that. Fuck off you useless kunt.

Willo has a tattoo ?! sure does........."hello kitty"

Always liked JT.

Think Ashley's got a squad of temps in some closet of the SD death camp he owns just paid minimum wage to surf the web and post pro-club/carver pish?

So....to summarise so far we know that SD take the piss when it comes to the RRP and how much something is actually discounted by (something which every shop does) and that they haven't followed government "guidelines".

Bet Ashley is pissing himself laughing at this 'shocking' expose. FFS. Was hoping they were gonna link him to Saville-gate or something.

Fucking ridiculous if this meeting/decision is true!!! Surely Ashley must realise he could douse the flames of discontent by changing the 'head coach'. Even if he appointed someone marginally better than the current fanny he would be himself some breathing space with some fans and press alike. The kunt could maybe string us along until January and then worry about us again then. Keeping the 'local lad' in charge just means more shite results which will mean more shit is gonna be flying his way (fans & press) which means he'll have to actually get his hands dirty with us again which he obviously doesn't like doing. Though must add that personally I think Ashely and NUFC is ultimately a doomed relationship whatever he does and the sooner he does one the better.