S.S.R.

Get Steven Taylor to stamp on him? Do you think if we offered Smith £3 million to go away, Spurs would predictably try to outbid us and offer £4 million to not have him?

Unfair to compare Smith to Luque. Yes, he's been shite, but at least he's tried. Luque just took the piss.

Football's becoming too much of a non-contact sport as it is. Wouldn't be able to mark them without getting done for stalking.

What Keegan actually meant we were too far behind the top teams to bridge the gap in just a year, mainly because we'd have to sign so many players to do so, and the quality of player required wouldn't come to us in our current position.

Bluffing.

How bad would you have to be to be benched for Leeds? David Rocastle could probably get a game ahead of some of these.

Voronin has just cleared it off the line.

"Stayed in the kitchen, you should have stayed in the kitchen..." "You're not fit, you're not fit, you're not fit to iron the shirt..." "3-0 and we've got no men, 3-0..."

One of the Leeds defenders did an air kick twice in a couple of minutes, and 'headed' it away and it went about a yard in front of her. Still better than Bramble, though.

I have an idea - When they come knocking to give us Ameobi back, we just hide behind the settee and pretend we're not in.

That reminded me of those market stall traders selling their towels/joints of meat using a microphone which is attached to a makeshift coathanger necklace.

T-Mobile are doing a similar POV one with Ashley Cole and Jenas. Probably turn out like Innerspace.

Hmm. Funny how Man Utd can comfortably beat West Ham when it suits them.

Aye, Kris Marshall has really landed on his feet there.

He fucking Baggio'ed it.

Fiorentina score first pen

Just like USA 94.

Careful how you use the word "newspaper" there bud... Nah that was in a propper paper. Times as it happens The quote in the original post says Motel, while the Times says Hotel: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/celebrity/article3848672.ece Ronaldo - Hotel or Motel?

Ronaldo thinks, hang on, I've paid my money, I'm going to have something, so he flips him over, and he fu-... ...And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away.

The fact Weir has done so well there shows the gulf in class between the SPL & the Premiership He was very good for us when he was younger but in his last two seasons was largely poor and clearly over the hill. Then he goes up to Scotland and is one of the main men at the best team in the league. He looked decent against Lisbon and Fiorentina, though.

Looks like the Cruyff-era Holland kit.

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Can we do a Spurs and say he only went because they offered him more wages? And does this mean N'Zogbia is staying?

It makes laugh. They couldn't even mention the match they were that atrocious. What makes me laugh is the writer of the article most likely does most of his shopping and attends gigs in the 'Evil wastelands' because there is fuck all in 'God's country'.

Eleventeen million