S.S.R.

Ironically they've got a few fannies.

Is that someone's fireplace?

'An athletic nan', anagram fans.

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Arse. 2-1

Should've been three

Sadly for you, we're not losing this game. :lol: :lol:

Spurs will be fucked without Berbatov and Keane.

1-0 Boro

Neither midfield is capable of winning the ball back. Everton 2-1 up. Yakubu.

Yeah, pretty much.

What about this for £15? http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/store/product_details.jsp?pid=72057594037943330&portal=af http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/7576/argsexygoaljersls2006cph4.jpg Jonas and Colo is a good excuse to buy the current Argentina shirt, it's class.

Fucking hell, he looks svelte!

So Smith is staying and we have to sell to buy?

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If I was Coloccini's agent, I'd tell my client to reveal that his Great Great Grandfather was a Shipbuilder on the Tyne and to puff out his chest at every opportunity. Should be enough to make him bullet proof. Emre wasn't a liar, he just had Christmas Syndrome. Only available when Turkey was on the menu.

Barton is going to get blamed for the Credit Crunch, the Housing slump and Russia's attack of Georgia.

Could we sue Matty Pattison and argue that he could have been the next Peter Beardsley if if wasn't for his drinking problem?

The squad is going to end up smaller than what we finished up with last season.

The fact there's Manchester City and the semi-pro splinter team kind of contradicts their 'United' credentials.

Just watched Steve McLaren's post-match interview. Don't know what was more distracting; his Dutch accent, or the tiny island of remaining hair in the middle of his bald head.

He was also the major reason why they reached the UEFA Cup final. Far from being "below average" IMO. I'm not knocking Cuellar, but it's easy for a defender to look good when your team are playing negative football. What is he going to look like in a side pressing forward, and the opposition counter-attack has better players than St Mirren's?

Marco Tardelli's in the 1982 world cup final. He nearly burst into tears. Charlie George where he used to just lay down. Did anyone do signature celebrations back then? Emelyn Hughes where you could quite clearly hear him shout 'Yes! Fucking get in' in his high-pitched voice. Can't believe youtube - they simply have everything.