S.S.R.

Yes, and it's quite possible both Dr David Kelly and Michael Todd killed themselves.

When you buy a Big Mac, do you find the nearest tramp to eat within his field of vision, going 'mmmm'?

I thought it was Great; but then again, I am Dyslexic.

They are. Any need for the sly digs and the sanctimony though? From them, that is I think deep down they feel threatened by anyone under 30 daring to take interest in their club.

To be fair, I think they're appealing for people to go to the games rather than telling us to shut up.

People can come on here and spout what the fuck they like as far as I'm concerned. Well of course they can, do you really think .com are some kind of parental guardian who can tell them what to do. Their article is light hearted but trust some of the folks on here to take it far too seriously and get their whinge on at any opportunity. Maybe we're being light-hearted and you're taking it too seriously. Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the people complaining about the other people complaining.

Que?

Chimbonda's was a Diana Ross special. Surprised the goal didn't split in two.

Chimbonda after miss http://www.blowing-kisses.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_db_beavis_cornholio1.gif

Chimbo misses, Spurs out!

Wtf was that run up?

Jenas misses

Jagielka's saved.

Good pen, Huddlestone

Robinson saves

Yakubu misses

Berbatov's pen

Need Everton to settle this in normal time. Don't want them tired for Sunday.

What a goal by Arteta!

How come when we played at the San Siro, we had piss and flares thrown at our fans, and Liverpool - of all supporters - get showered with affection?

I think we were the first, but not the last. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Cup_and_Champions_League_records_and_statistics#Comebacks

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/02/18/duff-we-will-use-defeat-as-inspiration-72703-20489399/ After getting raped by Man Utd and facing a relegation dogfight, he finds time to fish for a contract for his pal. Good to see he has his priorities sorted.

Based on reputations and former glories, a team containing Owen, Butt, Smith, Geremi, Carr and Duff would be challenging for the title. As we are in a relegation battle, I can conclude that they are finished.

Owen scoring in crucial matches is a myth. In international tournaments his record is shambolic How is it a myth? off the top of my head... vs Argentina 98 (goal + pen) vs Brazil 02 vs Arsenal FA Cup Final (2 goals) vs Man Utd Charity Shield vs Portgual 04 (goal + pen) Charity Shield? Owen's problem isn't that he doesn't score in crucial games, it's that he's finished. He isn't the same player he was, true, but to say he's finished is an over-statement. Put him in the Arsenal or Man Utd team and I'm certain he'd bang in loads of goals. Obviously Wenger and Ferguson disagree, or they would have taken him off us.