S.S.R.

So, we've failed in a bid for a defender, sent a defender to Lazio, then pulled out of an agreed bid for a defender. Looks like we're signing a defender. Brummie, do you want to buy a used Carr?

Well, it's not all bad then.

Booo! Bad Nut.

Neil Lennon! For Wycombe! Seriously. Don't even try. What? Just pleased for him.

Lennon signs!

Disgraceful. Wise out!

Him and Sibierski are like those deluded X-Factor rejects, who can't take rejection. "How dare they not build the side round me, who do they think they are?" Sibi can't get a start for Wigan, and he's still scratching his bald heed wondering why we dumped him.

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Only person in existence who could spend a grand in Primark.

With friends like these..... http://www.newcastleutd-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=374960 http://www.newcastleutd-mad.co.uk/news/loadnews.asp?cid=TMNW&id=374966 How do you know, did he tell you personally? Oh, you pulled it out of your ringpiece, did you? That's nice.

The Derby/Man City game was always hard to call, given their respective home and away records this season. In fact, there's only three wins from Derby at home and Man City away. Guess what team generously donated two of those defeats? >

I've enjoyed their recent stuff, but don't see the point in this: Even though it's true, I don't see the point in lauding Smith and especially Barton for something so petty. I appreciate effort and commitment on the field, not transparent, insincere, badge-kissing sycophancy.

Scholes isn't fit to lace Kieron Dyer's boots.

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Kadar, Baheng and Tozer. Were these signings really Sam's acquisitions or were the Triumvirate of Terror/Axis of Evil/Holy Trinity/Charmed Ones/Mike Ashley and Cockney Treble/Three Amigos/Triple Threat/Ashley's Angels truly responsible?

Cheers. Wise in 'decent bloke' shock? http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7436/wiseshearerpw5.jpg http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7153/40002887fulltimepa30024er3.jpg

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Odd that so many people are against this, but were quite happy to let Mark Hughes take the helm.

Hate the angry little cunt; but unlike Lee Clark, Terry Mac, Pearson et al, I respect him.

Take the 1st half performance against Arsenal Take away Smith, add Martins Take away Taylor, add Faye Take away Carr, add Beye = Survival

Ironically, I haven't seen that yet.

Well, already it appears the dressing room unrest has began if the papers are to be believed. But, this for me is only the stem of a re-occuring problem, when the roots stem from something that can be seen even from the shepherd era. cast your minds back, liverpool sack gerard houllier, the club appears in turmoil, therefore the board sits down, they pick the best man in europe for their job, and they become determined to get him, as well all know, this is rafa benitez, and he subsequently takes them to european glory, however, a team on the same level, newcastle united, go for graeme souness, and lose years of ground on them. Now, tottenham hotspur were in turmoil, they took their time, and ensured they took ramos, where as we bottled it, and ended up with a tactically inept cheque book manager in a league where we arent cheque book strong. Looking at how things are, and history, it seems only inevitable that the same will happen again, we are close to a good tottenham team, but again, look set to lose ground due to our inability to pick up a top class manager

Is that a Monty Python reference, you transatlantic rape-gland?

It's like Ratatouille isn't it.