S.S.R.

When Mort started talking, by the sound of his voice, I half expected him to go: "Well, Kevin, it's a late eighteenth century piece, the signature on the base confirms it was made in Prague and despite some noticeable wear and tear it could fetch quite a considerable amount at auction... ...how much did you think it was worth?"

No, I read somewhere that he was injured again. If I'm wrong, I apologise.

Edmilson's crocked.

So when did keegan fail , yes we missed the title but he was made promises which were not met and i believe words to the effect of "thats not what i read in the brochure" and promptlly left as i remember him sayig its a plc and he was getting shackled by the money men and could not operate in football in that way and the boards aspirations did not match his. The "thats not what i read in the brochure" comment came shortly after he took over.

The Toon Ultras are pretty much obsolete now, aren't they. I think the noise will well and truly be brought back this Saturday.

Hopefully Keegan will have a look at tapes of all the games we've had this season, and see the casual way Carr strolled onto the pitch against Liverpool, chuckling away to himself when we were 3-0 down. The fat c*nt can piss off.

What the f*** is that? Looks like a velociraptor mated with the Burger King. http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3879/1501306maskak0.jpg "Ah ha! It's me!"

A wave of nostalgia came over me. http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8269/milneriv4.jpg http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9174/obafemiasprillaaq1.jpg http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3518/ashandkevvy2.jpg http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4063/ashleyshearerzg5.jpg http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5391/peteremrero0.jpg

Started going towards the tail end of Jim Smith's reign.

He played 10 games for us, got injured, and held off his return to make sure he was fit for the world cup. He got injured again and missed a season. The following summer he was linked to various clubs, but refused to publicly commit himself to NUFC despite taking nearly two years of wages off us. Only stuck by us when no f*cker wanted him as he was damaged goods by then.

Wasn't Hutchinson another pisshead at a Scouse club who Joe Royle took under his wing?

telt ya I'll pray for Kev to come back for good and relight my fire. Everything changes or Could it be magic? Sorry. Pre-dates yours.

Erm, he wasn't exactly a rousing success anywhere, was he. There were better options out there, is the point. Of course there are better options, but Ashley has decided to live the dream and if this means the release of gargantuan amounts of funds....Let's take that ride.... ...on the love rollercoaster.

This. Plus, those 2nd places were how long ago? exactly. He has one hell of a task on his hands. Expectations are going to be waaaay too high. The majority of people (not necessarily those on here) are going to expect him to get us in a similar position to where he left us. I'm not saying all Keegan-backers are like this, but I guarentee there will be some. And this attacking football business, if we honestly try to play like we did 11 years ago, we're facing relegation. The Arsenal team of 2008 would have totally raped the Newcastle team of 1996. Couldn't beat Birmingham last week. Seriously doubt it. You'd think some people on here want Keegan to fail, so they can tell us they told us so.

No, its called being a fan. You get to discuss things, have opinions, argue your case. Better than "woo hoo, we're the best ever, top 4 soon, toon army!!!".....cos thats not real, is it. Funny, my 'stupidest post eva' dreams seem to have come true.

Can we all not stop playing Championship Manager and just enjoy the rollercoaster?

Errr..... he played for them and managed them and errr.....

Emre had been hurt by Eustace previously, so returned the favour.

Even McFadden can't believe it, check out the picture they've used http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/mcfadden_619458.jpg http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3053971,00.html Brum insist on Prostate exam as part of medical.

That's the pantomime over. Now the real game begins. Two weeks, Kevin. Get those players in.

Pearson out!

He'd better be prepared to be disappointed then, unless Ashley has personally reserved him one.

shitting yourself :lol: No! pissing mesell!!!.... mackems.gif it just gets better. Wait and see who we'll sign. Might be a little bit better than Hunt.

They've just replayed the "I'd love it if we beat them" speech, and I had a lump in my throat. God, I'm pathetic.

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