S.S.R.

Just to reiterate; nobody makes money out out football, and anyone who invests in it is a crazy romantic fool. Thanks for saving us, Mike.

Does he wear lead boots on and off the field?

Whooooosh!

Judging by his passing that day, the FA decided it was entirely possible that he wasn't aiming the punch at Maloney, and cleared him of any wrongdoing.

Debatable, since Tevez carried them single handedly in most games towards the end of last season and he joined in the Summer. There big signing was Upson and he only managed 2 Premiership appearances. You forgot about them hiring out Man Utd for the weekend.

Since when did the league own names of cities to the point where they can prevent us from using them in - online - conversation, while they can auction them off to the rest of the world? Shouldn't we use PES names to get round them? London Reds are beating Lancashire blue 1-0 atm.

I haven't got faith in the guy to do anything than try to make money. The only major cash he's spent is on a debt he admitted he didn't know the true extent of, and which he had no real choice but to pay off.

See.

How shite is Rigobert Song?

Bought a couple of old classics that have had their day. One has too many miles on the clock but we're probably stuck with it for at least a year before we scrap it. Another is a bit younger but it only scraped past it's MOT. One more breakdown and it's knackered. Got a fairly new model, not many miles on the clock, one O'Leary owner. Reliable but limited. Not really got the oomph to pull away, unfortunately. Went to a few auctions in Manchester and got ourselves a few pricey ones which at the time we thought were bargains. Turns out we'd been had, as their performance is awful. One makes an awful racket and we can't seem to keep it from crashing into things. The other one has had a dubious past and was recently impounded.

So If I hire a builder, who does such a bad job on my extension that it has to be knocked down and rebuilt, I can't complain because I've never laid a brick in my life?

Fulham and Reading. Beye and Faye. Harper getting his chance. Carr's contract up.

The dirty bastard.

It's not his fault - it's common knowledge that the left hand side adds 50lbs. The poor lad thought someone had flung a meat pie into the air and he snatched at it out of instinct.

I'm relieved our benevolent owner rightly refused this idiotic idea, with him not being in it for the money. Thanks for the scoreboard - Greedier men would have rather put up a hideous logo of their cheap tat company in a very prominent place on the Gallowgate end.

Going by his previous stint; if he feels he can find someone else who is even slightly better, he's pretty ruthless.

When the clocks by the corner flags were changed to also show seconds elapsed.

Willie McKay, simultaneously burdening us with mediocrity while trying to get a transfer for N'Zogbia.

The combination of Carr's flailing arms and his cherub-like appearance made him look like a baby wanting to be picked up. The guy's so fat he hasn't got a neck. His contract's up in June, and he would have been available for nowt in Jan. I wonder if he's had any offers yet.

Right, I'm away to jump off a multi-storey car park. Hopefully, I'll fall into a coma and be transported back to 1992.

Maybe Keegan's giving the players a chance, so when he ditches the dead weight, they can't complain.

You're in Norway and you want to watch Norwegians play football? Gee, what ever could you do?

Doesn't matter what division we're in. If we attempt to inflict that shite onto other countries, surely the UN would step in. First venue Guantanamo Bay?

Well done Beye, Owen and Milner.

Good effort Emre. Hope you get a decent move, seeing as Duff and Smith are supposedly better than you.