S.S.R.

Rozenhal bottled it and still managed to get hurt.

JESAS!

On a positive note, Butt has got three conversions. (Just seen the above post ) Weee-eeelll...

Lunge / Throughball for the opposition.

And Stoke are down to eleven men.

He's got an OBE hasn't he? What the f*** for? Maybe Icke was right.

Butt and Smith have got a bet on who can play the worst. No more Manc rejects, please.

Cacapa on, Feye to replace Butt, please. Butt makes another mistake before I get the chance to finish the post.

Bit harsh on Duff - there always seems to be two on him, so Stoke obviously see him as a threat. N'Zogbia looks like he wants to play through the middle. When he gets the ball he makes a beeline for that space.

Zoggy keeps falling over. Always has trouble keeping on his feet in the rain.

Shame we didn't have Sylvian Destined to play alongside him. Unfortunately it was never meant to be.

Completely inept.

Oliver is so important, the Pope regularly rings him to relay messages to God.

Why on earth would someone ring a journalist to get Chris Mort's number? Couldn't they just ring the club themselves, being such a top agent n'all? It's like something out of 'Aldridge Prior'.

If it all kicked off at Ewood, they'd need a few thousand more fans to scale it up from merely a commotion.

The papers are willing Villa to sign Oba so they can use the 'Aston Martins' headline - that is, if they haven't used it already.

No Stoke without firepower.

Shearer's record in the transfer market: Responsible for us signing Laurent Charvet and selling Craig Bellamy. Gawd help us.

Hamman? Distin? (On loan technically, but we had the first option on him)

Cordone MkII

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They've brought him in to help Walcott settle.

So, we could have got you for free, but you told us to fuck off. Now you proved you can't hack it, and we've got to pay £2m for you - Here's a big fat contract as a reward!

I have to say, I do miss Fat Freddy. Must get round to fixing the sight on that air-rifle.