S.S.R.

4-1 Bolton Anelka.

3-1 Bolton

To the tune of 'Perfect Day' by Lou Reed. Just one Habib Beye, Watch him at St James' park, And then later, when it gets dark, We go home. Just one Habib Beye, Won a corner against the blues Then later, he made it two, And then home. 2 million spent on Habib Beye, We're glad Sam spent it on you. Only one Habib Beye, You just keep us hanging on, You just keep Sam hanging on. Just a perfect day, Problems all left alone, Weekenders on our own. It's such fun. Just a perfect day, You made us forget ourselves, We thought we were someone else, Someone good.

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6568/asitstandswh9.jpg Which will get worse if we lose on Saturday.

2-0 at last. The scoreline flatters Arsenal.

Wasn't exactly a great chance man. It was a sitter from 20 yards out.

Boeteng misses a great chance to make it 2. Spurs would only need a draw to go above Sunderland on goal difference.

Tuncay misses a chance to make it 2-0 This has got a flukey late Arsenal win written all over it.

Could have gone 3 up in the last couple of minutes. Arsenal are all over the place.

Gallas is starting to look like Mr T, and Downing looks like he hasn't got any boots on.

Can remember three penalties he missed at home - One against Ipswich, one against the Mackems and that time he won a Volkwagen Beetle Cabriolet against Belgrade.

Anyone notice Barton letting the ball roll out for the corner and trying to con the referee into giving the goal kick? Should have went for his foul near the dugout.

Whats the chances of this being reported in the Nationals ?? Daily Express - Insensitive Ashley gives away tickets to immigrant children as search for Madeline continues.

Was Taylor trying to goatse.cx him there?

Exactly, Ronaldo & Drogba or no-one Aye, but they'd be 34 and have knacked knees when they'd let us have them.

No more rejects from Man Utd or Chelsea please.

Tomorrow's rags "Beye in hint over quitting Toon!" "Bye bye by Beye?"

Trick of the ear, I'd guess.

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The right hand is stroking its head.

Duff is slower, and I didn't see any evidence of sublime crossing ability in the times he played for us.

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You base this on what, exactly? His stint on the MotD couch?

"I had a higher calling" etc. Keeps referring to himself in the third person. Cringeworthy.

I'd appreciate it if Sam could let us know ahead of time if he's going to start with N'Zogbia and Carr as full-backs, so I know whether to bother turning up.