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Magic of the cup how the plucky underdogs went through with a last minute wonder goal in extra time

Not high enough to leave the atmosphere

Move Schär up to CF or something

A bit shit.

Letting everyone know he's going nowhere. Yup. Hope the stand collapses due to his weight and nee one else is injured, he lives long enough to have to pay for the damages and then dies from his injuries.

We only started playing 5-2-3 in like November 2018 you fucking prick. Bruce has probably played 5 at the back more times than Rafa did with us by now. Why in the fuck does no one pick him up on this shite?

Seriously need this to happen man, can't take much more of Brucieball

Just over a year ago that would have been our record signing (even without the add ons), for a championship player with 5 months left on his contract. Bowen signed a contract extension a couple of days ago. Missed that, point still stands how fucking awful our transfer strategy has been in the last few years.

Just over a year ago that would have been our record signing (even without the add ons), for a championship player with 5 months left on his contract.

private individual compared to the literal saudi state as reports on this indicate So do we know it is the literal Saudi state as opposed to private companies or individiuals on this one? Well aye, it's reported it's the crown prince and his sovereign wealth fund behind this.

While this isn't really the point of this thread (I would welcome our new space muslim overlords), I agree with this in general. Want our club to be successful, but would like it to be done in a professional, methodical manner, where we're not buying success for ridiculous money. Obviously huge money is going to be needed after the years of underinvestment, but wouldn't feel right signing Mbappe in the summer for £200m for example.

Been doing it sarcastically (in Swedish) for years amongst my mates

Second (ex) England International signed in the last two windows, both well over 23 years old. Our dear leader Mike is clearly changing his ways thanks to Geordie Bruce.

Just fucking sell us fattie.

Pretty much this

Seems to me like no one knew anything about this until the WSJ article landed, and now the usual suspects are scrambling trying to find something to write about. Their usual contacts at the club aren't talking, because they either know nowt or are under such scrutiny from NDAs that they can't say owt. Very similar to the Bin Zayed news in the summer, all the local journos could do was trying to confirm interest from the club and write fluff pieces pretending to be in the know.

Just read the first few pages of this thread, forgot just how much the last fakeover looked like it was going through. Statements from the "buyers" being confirmed as real by the club and all. Nee wonder we fell for that one like. Not sure if it's a good thing that there isn't anywhere near as much information about this one or not. Hate myself for even giving this a 5% chance of happening.

Poch in in the summer, bringing Kane with him

Says an awful lot about the state of the club that I'm reading every post in this thread, hoping for news, despite knowing that nowt is going to happen and it's absolute bullshit. I barely bother with transfer news or match threads any more, but here I am refreshing the board in hope that some bullshit tweet is going to give us some news.

Time to get some defenders on

Perfect game for him to play

What are you saving them for?

None of our games moved for TV in March