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Just accept that he's crap man

It's a start, I suppose.

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Aye, thank fuck we avoided the play offs.

If we can replace him with Cairney for equal money, then I think there's a decent chance.

Fuuuuuuuuccckkkk

What year did we have that "sea lion" strip? Don't remember seeing it before, it's lush like.

I'm absolutely being an arse but I can't get my head around posts like this. I've seen two or three posts recently about people not really recalling that absolutely massive goal. I'm normally absolutely useless with remembering stuff like that

I've posted on them before. Right the top few teams separate off, halve their points, only play on Mondays and double points if there's a full moon type system. Pretty sure the goals are invisible and refereeing is by popular vote. Just went down a Wiki hole trying to work out what in the f*** is going on. They have playoffs for Europa League places that include teams from the 2nd division, but exclude everyone in the top 6?? So if you're in the top 6, and make the Champions Playoff thing, but end up finishing last, you don't get s***. Where as 3rd place in the 2nd division might make the Europa League?!? class. Was just digging into this. The winner of the 'playoff 2' plays a "final" against the 5th place side from 'playoff 1' for the Europa League spot. Still doesn't make sense - why wouldn't 5th just get it? or 5th play 6th? The system used for relegation/promotion in Swedish ice hockey is a right laugh. Positions 1 & 2 in the second division plays a three-game play off deciding who gets to play a seven-game play off final against the last placed in the highest division. The loser of the first play off final gets another three-game play off against whoever wins from a mini-league of the third to sixth placed teams (where the team that finishes third starts with three points, fourth starts with two, fifth with one). Whoever wins that game gets a seven game final against whoever finishes second last in the top division. Someone thinks that was a good idea Why doesn't last and second last need a playoff between themselves as well? Good question. I'll e-mail whoever is in charge and make sure we add those games as well.

Looked really good tonight like. I didn't watch the game, so is this satirical or facetious? He was the best player on the pitch IMO. Wouldn't be surprised if we sold Shelvey if we buy Cariney, think Cairney could be better suited to the Premier League.

Looked really good tonight like.

Brighton away. Ritchie's pass out to him and he assisted Perez for the second goal. My goal of the season.

Pickford looks knackered

Fuck off Al-habsi, that deserved a goal.

It'll be more than that now. 150/1

Considering Defoe is definitely off, wouldn't they be better off playing someone else in these last few games?

Doesn't mean much, going by that.

Show me where I've advocated any support for the long ball game. If Atsu plays all season with either Anita or Yedlin at full back then we'll be in for a long long season. People have either not been to the actual games or played to any standard if they can't or simply don't want to understand my point. Either way looks like he's signing so we'll see. Why are you talking about Anita? Because Championship teams have been hitting long diagonal balls attacking our right hand side having identified it as a weakness and to be fair they've had some fairly cheap success as a result. There's people on here making smart arse comments who believe that Atsu is 5ft 8 and therefore isn't that small and that a combination of him in front of Anita/ Yedlin would be fine in the PL. To me that would be inviting trouble. Anyway looks like he's signing, hopefully as back up (unless we strengthen behind him and he progresses) but I just hope that the 6M we spend doesn't stop us buying quality down the line. Wish I could fuck off back to the '90's, I had a great time. Anita won't here next season though.

I've posted on them before. Right the top few teams separate off, halve their points, only play on Mondays and double points if there's a full moon type system. Pretty sure the goals are invisible and refereeing is by popular vote. Just went down a Wiki hole trying to work out what in the f*** is going on. They have playoffs for Europa League places that include teams from the 2nd division, but exclude everyone in the top 6?? So if you're in the top 6, and make the Champions Playoff thing, but end up finishing last, you don't get s***. Where as 3rd place in the 2nd division might make the Europa League?!? class. Was just digging into this. The winner of the 'playoff 2' plays a "final" against the 5th place side from 'playoff 1' for the Europa League spot. Still doesn't make sense - why wouldn't 5th just get it? or 5th play 6th? The system used for relegation/promotion in Swedish ice hockey is a right laugh. Positions 1 & 2 in the second division plays a three-game play off deciding who gets to play a seven-game play off final against the last placed in the highest division. The loser of the first play off final gets another three-game play off against whoever wins from a mini-league of the third to sixth placed teams (where the team that finishes third starts with three points, fourth starts with two, fifth with one). Whoever wins that game gets a seven game final against whoever finishes second last in the top division. Someone thinks that was a good idea

That's now we do things here.

Show me where I've advocated any support for the long ball game. If Atsu plays all season with either Anita or Yedlin at full back then we'll be in for a long long season. People have either not been to the actual games or played to any standard if they can't or simply don't want to understand my point. Either way looks like he's signing so we'll see. Why are you talking about Anita?

I really like it

Agree with this

The new badge isn't that bad man