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Just realised that we've got five games in a row on the tele after Burton

Thank fuck this is only two days away now, been far too long since any real football was played.

His losing streaks, his derby records, his sorry excuses for tactics etc. were all far worse than a spur of the moment headbutt, as embarrassing as that was.

Remy who was only here on loan, Cabaye who he kept whoring out as soon as he opened his mouth and Ba who he wouldn't shut up about the clause. Aye, very fucking unlucky to lose them three, Alan. Very unlucky indeed. Also trying to claim that he built that team, as if he had even heard of any of them before they arrived at SJP.

“I thought I had come back well at Newcastle with the second team I built there. I was unfortunate to lose that team to transfers, big players like Loïc Rémy, Yohan Cabaye, Demba Ba. My win percentage in the Premier League, when you consider the clubs I’ve been at and the budgets I’ve had, I know it’s healthy. With buying and selling, I think I was in credit at Newcastle, not that the fans want to hear that." Get in the fucking sea you fucking cretin cunt motherfucker twat arsehole.

Someone tell the cocks at The Chronicle that playing videos (yes, videos in plural ffs) automatically is an abomination.

What if you were told the only realistic challenger to prevent us finishing in the top 2 had already lost at home to Wigan? Pretty sure that means only one team gets the automatic promotion.

Proof that what you say isn't as important as how you say it. In both these interviews, Rafa hasn't said anything special really just reading his words. Bet that if we could have listened to it, it would have made a much bigger impact.

Good start Lagerbäck

Against shit opposition, Shelvey should be considered like.

Fancy Slovenia to do them, actually.

Not to mention his shit dance.

It's such a shame that Alli is such a cock, as he's a fantastic footballer to watch apart from that.

The amount of red seats on view in a home match for one of the best sides in Europe is fairly shocking. International breaks are awful, even if this one may have come at a decent time for us. Not sure what the solution would be though other than maybe playing all internationals in the summer It is European qualifying that is boring, imo. I've enjoyed the play in the other continents. Every region has a process to eliminate the rubbish teams and leave only the competitiv ones, except for UEFA and South America. South America has ten teams and Europe has 55. It seems as though every European match I see is some simple stroll in the park against some team that is not established in football. Should have some pre qualifiers for the tiny countries that never pick up any points, let alone being close to qualify. Just a waste of time having to play them. Get rid of 10-20 countries and there'd be much fewer shit games.

Fucking hell

No. They owe us money, they can't transfer the debt. If you buy something in installments but you sell it before the final payments.... you still owe the money. Of course they can transfer the debt, but it'd take a lot away from their incoming transfer fee.

Aye, part of the due diligence that Fat Mike didn't bother with. Spurs will be doing the same for a long time with this deal. Still, it's only £6m a season which is peanuts for them, especially while they are in the CL.

How's that allowed? I think their season is about to start, so their transfer window is open still. Aye, our window is open until the end of the month, season starts 1st April. Only have one month summer window (for incomings, obviously) instead.

Jonas Olsson leaves West Brom for Djurgården in Sweden

I don't even know who Keane is

Aye What? I was taking the piss, bad timing Fair enough. Was quite happy that everyone just ignored the car crash of a post that you quoted.

Aye What?

Messi really showing why he's the best in the world tonight

Messi man