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Someone just sign Sissoko for £55m to make it £1bn

Major Lazar that. Just quoting this because it was top-level comedy Major Giggs more like.

Probably more money here, but even so, that's quite a coup.

AM (L/R/C) Sels Yedlin Mbemba Lascelles Lazaar Hayden Diame Ritchie Markovic Atsu Gayle Darlow Gamez Clark Hanley Dummet Colback Shelvey Aarons Perez Mitrovic Murphy Two pretty decent championship sides that, second one is a bit clogger-tastic like.

What position does he play?

Irrespective of who is better now, this approach hasn't worked of playing your best now in spite of no longevity. Aim for 2020. So who would you pick ahead of Cahill with the aim of 2020? Exactly, there is no one. Lascelles

Fuck off you racist prick

Should have been a penalty, surely?

Is this us done in terms of incomings then? Possibly Atsu, I suppose.

Hatem on the bench for PSG btw

That booking

Dodgy as fuck the amount of clubs Red Bull owns. Hope it goes to shit for them all.

Love Rakitic

Bilbao's high pressure is great to watch, but feel like Barcelona will counter soon and score

Think this could be a fantastic signing. An absolute steal at the reported fee as well

Played some fantastic stuff, Las Palmas

Pardew so hard done by here Remy and Benteke will be enough to win the cunt a few games, like he did here after a few signings.

Aye

Wongaloids finally learning?

Some next level shite from him today.

Looks class this lad

Butcher out in full force tonight like. Stay inside, Aalborg

Loves a step over or two