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Fuck sake

I want to see the proper Newcastle in the second half please.

Second best to every ball

Fucking come on!!

Swedish tele trying to sell him to everyone now as well

In what metric, other than nostalgia, is SBR a better Newcastle manager than Howe?

Not quite sure, but it was a big mix of people from pretty much all over the world as far as I can remember.

As if all that wasn't enough, my stepson who wasn't even in to football like at all, fell in love with him at the Euros the summer we bought him, and has helped us bond massively and he's now absolutely Newcastle crazy.

I never thought we'd have a striker as good as Shearer ever again. But here is Isak, a lad literally from the same part of Stockholm that I'm from, lived on the same street as my grandad, broke through at my local club in Sweden at 16 years old, breaking Shearers record for consecutive goals in league games. And he's doing it in fucking style as well, he's an absolute phenomenon. When Shearer was at his best here, it was a debate whether he or Ronaldo was the best striker in the world, right now I don't think anyone would argue that Isak isn't the best #9 in the world right now.

Fucking hell man what a guy

Still a significant gap between our match day incomes and the Sinister 6. Plus with a new stadium, I would imagine that would provide a whole host of new commercial opportunities as well that would narrow the gap even more. Don't think anyone is saying moving stadium is the way to get even with the Sinister 6, but it definitely would help us bridge that gap.

Isn't he the cunt that copies ITK stuff from here and pretend to know shit himself?

Not that we should have been worried, but Isak is '110% starting' according to someone who used to play for Sweden with him Edit: Hadn't even read the last page before posting this, hopefully that calms everyone down

Who the fuck would be disappointed? He's great

Did Howe hint whether he's fit to play tomorrow or not?

Sounds like there's barely anything to criticise there then?

They have like

And if he refuses to play because of a gentleman's agreement having been broken? Yes, that would hypothetically make him a cunt and all that, but wouldn't be the first time it's happened. It will be relative peanuts to us to give him a better contract until the summer, and if it's an extension then we will get it back in the summer if he's sold.

Again, probably because he was expecting to go (and earn more money), and this is how we keep him happy playing until Pope is back.

Schär having a "much needed" run out after not playing for like 13 days or whatever it was

Probably had a gentleman's agreement to let him go in January if an offer came in, now we need him and to make up for it a bit we're offering him a bit more money to keep him happy and not push for a move.

SSN need to find viewership some other way now that the transfer window is basically dead.

Someone check with Spurs and Liverpool whether that counts as an APT, even though he's not an owner anymore.

When is the draw for the next round?