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Debuchy thinks he's Ben Arfa

Is any of our other Frenchies on the bench?

Was Lucas in the squad or not? He needs to be starting come next year IMO. Neymar has all of the hype but right now I think Lucas is a more dangerous player to have. He came on in the second half.

Dear god

Why? In what way is that an amount we simply couldn't say no to? He cost more than half of that. We sold Andy Carroll for £35m. That was too good to turn down, man. This. We'd be daft as fuck selling Cissé now IMO. Every day that would go by with having Shola as our only striker would be a fucking nightmare.

Valdes press conference at 10 am and Puyol at 4 pm today.

Sackable offence.

Nah man. Our team is brutal. Nobody to choose from. There's nowt Irish about me.

Do you think a Rooney/Walcott partnership up front would work? Walcott has been much better centrally this season like.

Watch a Scandinavian league over the summer Or don't.

Considering how often McGeady skins my players on FIFA, he really should be a hell of a lot better than what I've seen today.

Belgium maybe? Belgian clubs occasionally get into the Champions League proper, half the Irish Clubs bankrupted themselves trying to get there and failing. As a regular to the games trust me the standards low The Belgian team is miles ahead of the Irish one though IMO, which evens it out a bit. As a regular goer to the Swedish league, trust me that it is fucking rubbish as well

Sweden and Belgium has to be in with a shout there. Belgian team at least on paper is pretty brilliant.

As if any of these England players wants to be there

So the reason we only one two games by more than one goal is because we don't score from set penises? Sorry Pards, that doesn't make any sense at all

Maybe a little, but I wouldn't complain if I were you

Watford for me today, mostly because of Zola.

That Spanish U21 is ridiculously good

Nope, the clueless cunt didn't even give us a free kick for the hand ball. We did get the throw in though

Yet a linesmans mistake could have made it 1-1 just as easily as those two worldy's flying made it a spanking. It was still 3-0 at the end of the day on our own turf. Just like it was another 6-0 spanking at home next time out. Of course it was, well done for ignoring the point though that we scored a valid goal which would have changed the game and possibly the outcome. Wasnt aware of anything in my post linked to the disgrace the following week actually so cheers for saying it for absolutely no reason whatsoever. You were putting it in context of one game, I get that. I was just putting it in a bigger context because I don't think anyone is moaning about a one off result. You mean like the post i quoted saying it exactly in the context of one game? Good work there. Edit: For the record theres lots of shite results over the last few seasons to go back over so your context was pretty much worthless based on the discussion of that one game. We lost 3-0 at home to Sunderland, followed by a 6-0 thrashing at home to Liverpool. Put those in whichever context you like but I'd suggest there were underlying issues of managerial shiteness. Aye almost completely blameless those people on the pitch its clearly all the managers failings i get your point. Again why you insist on dragging the next game into a point which was purely about a pivotal moment in a different game is beyond me. Maybe you feel you havent whinged about Pardew enough in the other threads so have to compensate with this? What you call whingeing, I call valid points backed up with reasoning. They might not be right but feel free to point out the flaws in the arguments, that's the point of this place isn't it? Not really, this isn't the thread to discuss our managerial shitness, there's another thread made for that.

Imagine that I'd think someone would kill Ashley if that ever happened. The two games against Stoke have been consistently the worst games to watch, imagine having that for 38 games and it's your team that are guilty of murdering football.

Awful article on the whole, but it's amazing that people are allowed to publish stuff like this. It's like reading something a 10 year old would do. Standard practise to write out 1-9 in number form, and anything higher in text. [/lookatmeistudiedjournalism] Isn't that the opposite of what the author did?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/21/jurgen-klopp-borussia-dortmund-champions-league Klopp

Fucking love Derek Boateng