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I'm actually really confident about this one, can't remember the last time I was actually expecting a relatively easy win.

Raped Simpson all game, that's where both their goals came from. Simpson was too busy backing off to stop Taylor giving away the penalty. Or something. He's the worst player to have ever played right back for us, no doubt about that.

He's not better than Simpson.

I would not be surprised to hear about a betting scandal after that like

Christ, I can't imagine what sort of abuse the lad would get if it was him that let Defoe turn that easily or caused the penalty.

Krul Simpson Taylor Colo Santon Tiote Cabaye Marveux Ben Arfa Jonas Ba Which, funnily enough, is what I wanted for todays game, and injuries permitting, what I see as our best starting eleven.

Thought he was having a bit of a nightmare in the first half, but came out a completely different player in the second. His work for the first goal was top class.

Simpson gets far too much stick on here, he had a good game, kept their (apparently world class) wingers quiet pretty much the entire game.

Clearly is

Tiote and Colo joint mom for me. Tiote was fucking everywhere in the first half. Colo has so much class it's ridiculous.

Arsenal tried their best to give a point to Sunderland after Van Persies second, their defence is a mess.

Van Persie is so much better than any other player on the pitch.

My grandfather reckons Sunderland are dirty

Class :lol:

Very good technique, end product is shocking though. Should have had an assist today mind.

Mertesacker is even worse.

Arsenal are being proper dominated here

Bruce is a fucking idiot

Llambias hasn't put a single penny in to the club, Harry.

Tildsley calls him "Tiote Cheick" in the cup games, that's possibly more annoying... It's so fucking annoying Can't believe that Tyler doesn't say his name, but he does say fucking Kazenga LuaLua.

Neither us or Villa are fourth place competitors man

Got another dream-scenario to report here! We go 2-0 up after Ben Arfa scores the first with a wonder shot and the second Ba taps in after another Ben Arfa shot. They equalise in the dying minutes after Ben Arfa tried to dribble the ball out of our penalty area. It's quite obvious that two weeks without football is too long for people, going by all the dreams about the game we've got here

What a man, quickly becoming my favourite player here.