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Myth that. He just sits in front of the back four and rush in as soon as there's a player near him. Doubt he runs as much as the likes of Jonas or Enrique.

For Bobby....

End of next week, I reckon

Carrick is a class DM, his form this season hasn't been anywhere near as bad as it has been made out to have been. He's most certainly a better option than Parker (who I've always rated, and certainly during his spell with us) and Huddlestone.

Unless you actually look at the stats. Rooney has played in 13 of Man United's 14 games they haven't won this season. He's hardly that important? He is still by far their best player, and hasn't got anywhere near the kind of service that Drogba has. Man U look toothless without him on the pitch, since selling Tevez and Ronaldo, they don't really have any other great goalscorer.

Don't rate him anyway.

Awesome, Berbashopped. That Hitler one is fucking brilliant

Anyone hear about the death during a game in the Croatian amateur league? The guy suffered a heart attack in the middle of the game and fell down to the ground. The ref thought he took and dive and booked him for cheating. The bloke died on the way to the hospital.

I'm sure Mike Ashley called the Daily Mail and told them how much we've got to spend.

Rooney works just as well in a 4-5-1 though, which means the likes of Lampard can be given a free role, which suits him the best.

Agree, Assou-Ekotto was terrific and there wasn't much play going on on the right wing. Bellamy should have come off for SWP, with Johnson being the better player of the two, should have switched flank to come up against Kaboul, and then tried attacking down that flank a lot more often.

Surely Ireland is too good for us? Would absolutely love to sign him though, class act and a nutter, but in a funny way. djmattis, I'd definitely take Markus Berg

Sorry mate, should have warned you about Mjällby. They started off very well, but they've faded quickly. Mind, Trelleborg has been wank before today, but it was one of those games you should have stayed away from. Only Helsingborg was a good bet today, and IMO it looks like Helsingborg and Malmö are the only two you should include in accys at the moment, everyone is beating everyone.

Mixed bag for me. Obviously I've enjoyed winning, but at the same time, every win has been more of a relief than joy, there hasn't been that feeling of accomplishment that you should get from a win. As well as this, I haven't been able to follow us as well as I would have in the Premiership. A lot fewer games on tele (we get about 8-9 PL games a week on tele here), and too often I've had to follow on crappy bet365 streams because the channel that's had The Championship also had La Liga, which they prioritised. And then, of course, the highlights have been wank for the non-televised games. Really looking forward to being able to catch almost every game next season.

I reckon Heskey is nailed on to be in the squad personally. He's been a stalwart in the qualification team, not sure I see that changing. Aye, that what's in his favour like.

Surely there is no way Heskey will go? He's barely played for Villa (at least from what I've seen) this spring, and when he has, he's hardly been prolific. Can't really argue with Rooney, Crouch, Defoe and Bent, with Walcott going as winger/final back up striker.

Rooney, as he is more important for his team than Drogba. Drogba is quite possibly a better player, but he is surrounded by better players than Rooney.

LLO couldn't even spell Polly Pedant. Mick couldn't even spell LLLO.

With a short contract, he's always been vulnerable, and I don't think he has the full support of his players. They didn't look prepared to go the extra mile for him. He got a three and half year contract, is that really considered short for a first contract for a manager? I stand corrected if that's the case, but I'd read somewhere that there was an option to terminate the contract at the end of this season. I've heard that rumour as well, but I think that's all it was; a rumour.

So, will this be moved forward to "end of next week" then?

With a short contract, he's always been vulnerable, and I don't think he has the full support of his players. They didn't look prepared to go the extra mile for him. He got a three and half year contract, is that really considered short for a first contract for a manager?

Black and White always looks a thousand times better than all the other random shit we see on other teams shirts, so it'll be fine even with just a boring, plain striped shirt.

They'd be fucking bonkers if they sack Mancini IMO. Let him buy the players he want and I can pretty much guarantee they'll reach Champions League next season. It was always going to be difficult this year with Hughes in charge of that squat pretty much entire new squad. The squad has now settled, Mancini will have seen what he needs to get rid of and where to strengthen.

Horrible minute

Pjanic!!!!!