Nobody

On the bench.

You're thinking of The Ring, mate. :lol:

Nolan, Smith and Geremi on for Lua Lua, Vuckic and Donaldson

Fuck, we did not need that.

Stoke miss penalty. Useless wankers.

Good to hear; should be a piece of piss, no?

"ye caaaarnnnntt paaaaaasssss the baaallllll"

Second half opens just like the first, getting hammered.

That's that then Need Arsenal to score and Barca to win, that's my most important bet tonight.

Fucking hell, make your mind up man! Talk about covering all bases, "on the one hand it's great that we get knocked out, but then you want to be in it as well".

At least Lua Lua is trying to make something happen you twat.

Guthrie off for Inman, Lövenkrands off for Ferguson

The word "Lua" has been mentioned a lot though.

Stoke 1-0 down

Pompey 2-1 up now.

Same. We seem shiiiiiteeee

Pathetic how he seems to hate some of our players. Can't stand the man.

I thought Lua Lua hit the post first

Mackems 2-0 up.

fakk

Beckford goal ruled out, I've got him as first goalscorer

That was me. Mackems 1-0 up.