Alberto2005

The Sturridge one was a massive kick in the nuts wasn't it. West Brom ffs.

I know Mitrovic hasn't shown anything to suggest he's going to score a bagful of goals, but he has to play now. I'd be tempted to play Perez off him as they seem to work quite well together.

Marcos Llorente at Real who is also a DM and not Llorente at Spurs. This can only be happening because the injury is not going to allow Merino to get back to full performance anytime soon, and Rafa isn't happy with the options we currently have. Who knows at this point ... we're just such a disgusting club. I know exactly. FWIW I'd rather have Fernando at this stage. No striker is critical.

What would be the point of that.

Imagine if Ashley just sold everybody and stuck him and Charnley in the line-up for tomorrow. Scores an own goal intentionally in the last minute and runs around the stadium shushing the fans.

On loan obviously.

Slimani or kelchi. Bout it.

Aye. 12am in St.James' with Charnley.

'The style of play'. He gets away with it everytime doesn't he

I wish it was all over tomorrow.

We dont have any.

GVB says we'll have to wait and see in the coming days if he stays or not.

After FT took his shirt off and walked over to a kid and gave him it. The top he had underneath was just the Sports Direct logo with a phone number and website address underneath.

Still having problems with his back?

Yes. Via red button.

He'll be playing. I don't think they're desperate to sell.

We really need this cunt. If we don't sign a striker we're 50/50 in terms of going down imo.

We'd need a new fucking alphabet of targets to get that cunt to part with his money.

I think about this sometimes and since around 2009 onwards the excitement has gradually sapped out of me. Obviously I still love it but nothing like as a kid. I think it must be an age thing. I still sometimes watch old MOTD's on YT from like 1998-2000 era cause I remember as a kid been allowed to stay up to watch them from time to time and been absolutely buzzing for it Also as I type this I've just remembered teletext. 302 for football news and 303 for the scores right? I remember I'd goto 303 on a Saturday during the game every 10-15 minutes and I'd plant my face right up to my T.V at the far left and gradually move it the right to see the scores revealing.... 'Newcastle 1...YESSS......- 5 Man U' Fuckkkk. Seem to remember Liverpool always fucking beating us one season in 98/98 era.

So Benitez has a list of for e.g. A,B,C strikers he wants. If Jorgensen is too much expensive for the fat cunt why isn't he exploring the backups, obviously because not signing Jorgensen for 20m is much more acceptable than getting Sandro Ramirez on loan for a measly 2m.

That's it isn't it, fucking Kenedy

I think we'll sell get Jorgensen and possibly a goalkeeper on loan. That will be that.

I'd take that if we got a striker and someone else