Alberto2005

Elanga will be going up to Schar on the massage bed telling him to "protect him", Schar will look him stern in the eye and tell him "You'll have to earn it first". Elanga will then proceed to do some stupid dance with Osula and say "Did I earn it Fabby Ws in the chat boii?". Schar will then get off the bed and break both him and Osula's legs and our transfer window will be back in the shitter.

Content video tomorrow I reckon, finish medical later today.

Joel Ward? Harry Wilson? Craig Dawson? Jonny Evans? Christian Eriksen? Son? Kyle Walker? Ndidi?

Milner? Tarkowski? Lallana?

It was him or Goncalo Ramos, but didn't want to be too cruel.

Fuck sake

That better not be Harry

Yeah but if we get a new TV, we'll plug it in and only watch BBC1 a few times.

I'm not questioning DCL's ability as a second choice striker, but he's a sicknote which is no good to us.

"FC Midtjylland unusual kick off" YT.

Thought he was younger than that.

Fuck that.

Where's the forward?

Media are a disgrace filming his wife leaving the funeral home.

Is he even any good? Sure the Milan fans don't rate him whenever I've looked.

Had a mare there, knew he was Swedish 😂

What value do you have him at?

He's definitely worth £45m, young English winger who's just had a brilliant season.

Better not be.

It's incredibly boring isn't it, what date do people think we'll sign our first player? I'm guessing the 12th.

Ruddy is there also tbf.

Used to be good that in the last 90s/early 2000s.

How did PIFs actions lead us to that last season? We didn't even sign anyone 😂

Meeting Wayne Routledge at Costa Coffee to go over the contract?