Alberto2005

Sidwell's a poor man's Scott Parker.

Fantastic, needed to be done, you can lock this up now

Keane isn't worth 20m, however he's been underrated over the last few years, I think he's dragged Spurs along for quite a few of them especially in the earlier days of his time with Spurs.

Unbelievable has nightmares about the time he didn't get the Spiderman suit he wanted for Christmas at the mere age of 7 years old, hence his disgust at Gutierrez.

That means he had that thing in his pants for 189 games without using it Sounds like Towelie :lol:

Pfft.

C.

I heard it the other day, that's what they said

Always one twat

Yep, that's one.

Didn't know where else to put it so I thought I'd start a new thread Anyway... 1.Name 5 players that have played for England with an "X" in their surname. Another one, probably been asked before: 1.Name the only club in the football league with the letters in the word Mackerel not in their name.

Are you a wum or being serious? If we do sign Quaresma, oh my days.

Haha, I just tried getting on that.

Rather ironic as it's being said it's Newcastle who have bid £6.3m whilst Spartak want closer to £16m. As I know there's a couple here who are members, here's the link................. http://coys.sportsmaestros.com/index.php?showtopic=104087 Have you ever been right with your ITK-bollocks ever? I can't believe that you just don't give it up, tbh, surely no one believes what this joker says? Correct.

Uh oh.

Check "Australia vs Argentina" highlights, he's playing on the left.

Probably already been posted but here it is again anyway: ARGENTINA international Jonas Gutierrez has become Newcastle United's first signing of the summer. The right-sided attacker joins the Magpies from Spanish outfit RCD Mallorca on a five-year deal for an undisclosed fee. Gutierrez has the nickname "Spiderman" for wearing the superhero's webbed mask during flamboyant goal celebrations. And the move to St. James' Park comes as a perfect birthday present for the wide player, who turns 25 on Saturday. Jonas said: "I cannot tell you how excited I am to be joining Newcastle United. "The Premier League is a great place to play and I cannot wait to meet my new team-mates and prove myself to the Newcastle United fans." United boss Kevin Keegan added: "Jonas is a wonderful signing for us. "I know a lot of other clubs have been interested in him. He'll be a terrific addition to the squad. "He's an exciting player and I'm sure our fans will enjoy watching him." Jonas began his career with Velez Sarsfield in his native Argentina, helping the club win the Primera Division title in 2005 before moving to Spain. He won his first cap against France in February 2007. Most recently, he played for his country on June 18 in a 0-0 World Cup qualifying draw away to Brazil in Belo Horizonte. As a result, Jonas will now have a break before linking up with his new colleagues for pre-season training later this month. United fans will be able to see Jonas in action in the pre-season friendlies against PSV Eindhoven (August 6) and Valencia (August 9) at St. James' Park.

Great news Put his name in youtube and look down for "spidey jonas" The celebration is funny as fuck and the goal is very good aswell.

I didn't know about the details, I couldn't give a toss about him tbh.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away? Eh? I watched it earlier, doesn't even look like him. You should tell Barton seeing as he pleaded guilty to it. Thought that was just for the Dabo case... didn't know anything about this one anyway, he's a disgrace, no other option than to sack him.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away? Eh? I watched it earlier, doesn't even look like him.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away?

Dunno but they seem happy.