Dr Venkman

Fucking hell there’s an absolutely class post from Froggy on Hojlund, Onana, and Mount that I’m too sound to quote

Yep. Plenty of it here.

Graeme Souness also took no shit. Amorim might need a few more things going for him, like some tactical flexibility, if he wants to finish in the top half of the premier league.

They why are you so bloody worried about playing them?

‘kin hell

Aye alreet, Jon, but you posted saying he was at the training ground along with a picture of him at the academy. And I’m just supposed to wave that through!?

That’s not the training ground. It’s the academy.

Why would you have to write about them?

We could do with Man U out the way for a couple of seasons. Spurs aren’t going anywhere off the back of this. No one with any proper ambition is joining them for one season in the CL group stage.

Missed a massive opportewnity.

Every justification of this shite patter frames how our club should be referred to from the prospective of everyone else, not us. ‘People don’t call us United’ FFS. We do! It’s our club, we decide what it’s called. Letting other people define what your name is is soft-cockery of the most flaccid order. Pull your socks up.

He’s leaving us because of lack of opportunity. Sure, great, whatever works.

I think CL will allow us to bring the players in to challenge, but actually playing in the CL will make it just out of reach.

He’s been shite for years, with the odd goal

I thoroughly dislike Ashley Young. Horrible little cheat. Hope he’s turned inside out.

FFS

Saka’s coming home.

Are we still selling him because he’s a crock?

Absolutely love ‘in my point of the view’. Interesting that he thinks one of the reasons he’s captain is because of how ambitious he is to win things when speaking to staff and players. His value goes way beyond a fantasy number some think will allow us to buy someone else. He’s an elite player, he’s a winner, and he wants to play for us for ages

Bit of understatement TBF but I agree.