Dr Venkman

Howay then someone do it.

Aye did it with the bairn a few months back, just after Bruce was sacked actually. Really good craic.

I’m hoping to be already safe so we don’t have to risk KT.

Agreed, this game feels very totemic though, just like the Everton game.

FFS BURNLEY

Said it a couple of times I think that has as much to do with his decision to join us as anything else. Makes perfect sense when you consider he’s worked with Howe before.

There are plenty of sound mackems, I know quite a few.

I would have thought the going rate would be whatever his salary is for that period of time? That’s his value to the club? Maybe that’s too simplistic.

We will be, and remember they’re in it for long term success.

We’re considerably better than the last time we played them. They haven’t improved and are probably worse.

I reckon we’ll buy him out of his contract to begin work by the beginning of April at the latest.

Despite their second win of the season I’m sticking to my story. Burnley are shite, can’t score, and they’re going down. PFM bed wetters wind your necks in.

He’s been on so many holidays, there must be thousands of these stories.

Of course they do.

Mate, it’s ok. It was simply suggested that the world has moved on and language is changing. Change is ok. It’ll be alright.

He looks like he might die.

FFS

Interested.

They don't know what love is, they want to know what it is and they want us to show them.

Possibly controversial but I think expecting Burnley to stay up this season is the most PFM thing ever

We’re all back up to Big Dan Burn.

Oh here’s the mackem detector

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

Been trying to think of a collective name for them, nothing really works. Best I could come up with was JonJoelillock

Aye you've got to hope that Dummett bit is bollocks. Arguments can be made for Shelvey, but not for him.