Dr Venkman

Thank god there's signs of Janmaat captain

Give over man will you, 'nowt in it' my arse. This was intentional, right?

He seems like a generally miserable bastard If I was Obertan I'd be gutted.

This lad's gonna be class. The craic in this thread has set him up perfectly.

Your missing the point I am making now like. People HAVE and DID slate Mitrovic within the last week because he was APPARENTLY waiting for Roma / Porto. Now imagine adding those Mbemba quotes to Mitrovics scenario. Would have been WWIII in the Mitrovic thread. No, it wouldn't.

Canny lad!

Eurgh, ok. I've got the info I need. I'm not going to derail the thread.

Is there any need for that, really? Christ I was having a laugh. I wholeheartedly apologise if I offended anyone. I should keep my abuse for the Jack Colback (ginger cunt) or Lee Ryder (window licker) threads. Which is perfectly above board. I'm sure Amy is a nice girl, she seemed so in that Porn (if you can call it that). I'm not having a go, like. I've noticed this reference a few times on here, I should have asked why everyone is referring to her as a whore first.

Is there any need for that, really?

Been bothering me for a couple of weeks but I've just realised who he reminds me of. Eric Bana as Chopper. Helps that he's mental.

He's an alright player, nothing more, nothing less. It's typical of this forum to pick a player they like/don't like and massively exaggerate how good/bad he is. It's typical of people who can't think to attribute one opinion to a group.

Someone's got to do it branks. We need balance. Gary Ballance. I've always favoured Steve Truth.

Our main problem in recent years has been the delivery on set pieces, as well as how the players position themselves rather than having big men in the box who can jump. Defending.

Says you, sitting there with a short back and shields and a trendy beard.

He's worse than meh. His most consistent trait is misplaced passes, they all go a few yards away from where they should be. He halts attacks regularly.

Excited about this lad. It makes such a difference having someone up front who's strong as well as talented, and a bit mad.

Hilarious thread, well done everyone

Brand new information!

wanking over

Get ready. Tonight Get ready for Chancel Mbemba.

Like every other player in the world would, yeah. The lad is on record as being an NUFC fan, that's very rare these days, enjoy it

That is what is sooo wrong with football It's not a fault with football. It's actually capitalism you've got a problem with.

This line of argument from Dave is one of my favourite NO memes

I was one of those dafties that went to Welcome Owen - and look how he turned out. Divvn't hex it man. I was there

I like the look of him to be honest. Strong, good in the air, neat finisher. I'd be nervous about him coming in if Pardew was still here, in fact, I wouldn't even know he was coming in. But hopefully McClaren can use him in a way other than 'hit Ba' for 90 minutes.