Dr Venkman

Aye. Full article here: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-man-who-always-8361027? Well it's plain as fucking day now isn't it

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We won 6 games in a row and I didn't give a fuck. In fact that's not true, with every victory I became more irritated. Personally, that's as bad as I can imagine things ever being, regardless of what division we're in. When you're at the point where you can't watch the games, can't talk about the team or the club with anyone and that seeing the team get a result makes you depressed, there's only one way to go from there. Good fucking riddance to the horrible cunt.

I didn't realise you'd been posting all night, fair play for keeping it going, I bowed out as soon as the news was definite. They're basically not having it, but we can go back in a few months and see how they're feeling

Me and KI visited a few of them, had a chat, told some truths. They came to the conclusion that he's the manager for them

Stop quoting it!

I don't feel right, will it hit me when I watch the first game after he leaves? Will I want the team to win? Will I learn to love again?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! I NEED TO FIND IAN W AND CUDDLE HIM

It's also worth pointing out that the more we describe his faults, the more they think he'd be a good fit for them

Why. Why are people doing this. Do it after he joins. It won't make any difference to the way things go. I got sick of reading about how deluded we are.

I can

Did I miss a meeting?

"end game" my hole

Permanent don't forget. Fair point. Still, 18 month contract seems entirely plausible.

Beardsley as good as 33/1, got to be worth a tenner.

I think that's been a factor. Which won't be an encouragement for other managers to join us, if they have other decent options. Christ

I particularly enjoyed this: Yes, that's exactly what happened

You sound disappointed. I'm worried. About what? Us being shit? That we might get relegated? That we might get embarrassed regularly on the pitch? That the mackems might beat us at SJP?

Could that go some way to explaining the week where we lost to Spurs and the mackems - that the players knew this was going down? We're shit, which explains that.

Imagine if we end up getting money for the useless cunt? Replacement? No-one, anyone, don't care, stopped caring about a year ago

I'm interested in NUFC right now, feels weird.

Its a really strange phenomenon- someone clever than me on here may have a psychological term for it. But they are angry at you because you raise an issue that is too much for them to face, as it would need them to act rather than accept. edit- Aggressive apathy It's actually synthetic happiness. In short, our fans have accepted that Pardew isn't going anywhere and as such have convinced themselves it's for the best. It's the same reason people who go bankrupt, go to jail and get fired from jobs with lucrative salaries say they 'wouldn't have changed a thing'. I started mentioning this back in August: This guy will explain it in full:

He gets no credit because it's not down to him, you've as much as said so there yourself.

Yep. It feels fucking awful

Love that people feel the need to post it As if we haven't been getting a few wins despite him every season, it'a par for the course.