Dr Venkman

did anyone ever disagree? Absolutely loads.

Amazing work both of you, and nice to see Santoon back

Been saying this for years. All of a sudden, football breaks out. About four times a season.

It took you until the last sentence but at least you have admitted that you know nothing about football. Go on then, enlighten me with your wealth of Footballing knowledge. I don't have a wealth, but I don't need a wealth to tell you that treating each game individually is foolish and will blind you to the failings of shitehawks like Pardew. Our team is desperately poor at playing football regardless of the players, a bit of huff and puff on the first day doesn't change that, regardless of statistics. If you took the time to recall the way we've played under Pardew for the last few years, you'd know that. It's all hot air, man. We're shit, he makes us shit.

It took you until the last sentence but at least you have admitted that you know nothing about football.

Yeah, wildcard week after transfer window closes, every season.

I can't remember looking forward to a season as little as this since, oh, last season.

You need to be fitter to play 5 a side

Was a bit interested in the new players a few weeks ago. Now back to wanting us to lose 10-0 every week until dick chops fucks off.

I think there's an interesting comparison between the two discussions. Incidentally I'd take Moyes here in a flash.

You said the same about Pardew when we finished 5th, granted it was only one season, like

Foster, Speroni Skrtel, Hangeland, Debuchy, Collins, Davies Cazorla, Odemwingie, Mata, Hazard, Barkley Rooney, Dzeko, Zamora

I've posted the synthetic happiness thing in a couple of threads recently, but I honestly reckon there's something in that theory and the way our fans are. They've accepted that Pardew isn't going anywhere and because of that their subconscious is persuading them that he's alright.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/big-toon-survey-newcastle-united-7610414

We're a long, long way past needing to dissect anything to know for absolute certain that Pardew is fucking rubbish. You just need to watch the games, man.

Been saying this for years mate. Time to revive the general stupidity thread.

I don't respect stupid people or their views.

Man U away. Get it over with early, don't want to get relegated.

He's got both. There's a difference between being crap at tackling and not working hard.

So, not clever enough?

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YOU CAN SAY YOUTUBE MAN NPW

Thing is, as soon as the cunt's sacked they'll say it was the right decision. People are thick as fuck and weirdly, it's taken something as inconsequential as having a shit football manager at my football club for the scale of that to become truly apparent to me. Synthetic Happiness:

Imagine outfitting one of those adwalkers with a 'Pardew is a Cunt' backpack

Mint. Pardew's a hapless, weak, snivelling weasel of a man. At rock bottom and desperately trying to claw back some credibility he opens up to opinions from the floor, only to lash out at the only one brave enough to tell the truth. He's such a fucking thundercunt.