Dr Venkman

If he's staying it's time to start building towards the mother of all protests outside SJP on the first day of the new season.

I'd snap your hand off for relegation if it meant the end of Ashley and getting a board that tries to punch our weight. If you offered me starting again from the conference I'd have to think about it.

Yeah, I'd like to hear more about it. Love hearing KK speak, about anything really. Interesting that he mentions Modric's agent was a big fan of his, it's easy to forget how much players want to play for him due to how bloody good he was.

Forwards?

Keeping Sunderland in the premier league two seasons running is impressive

Anyone else but Cardiff last week, man, anyone.

Lol

Look at the plight of Ameobi lumbering around.

Love the bloke.

I'm simply happy that the rumours have started.

First sign that Pardew's off imo.

Nice to know Charnley is an ambitious fella with the 9th talk. Glad pardew has taken it bad He's in that job for the same reason Pardew is in his.

What goes on behind the scenes then?

Would one of those be the 96-97 season where we followed Stan's example by battering the Swedish? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWQ3YOMtJaM/UEsnJKgjdkI/AAAAAAAACo0/miO-N7XEaFA/s320/black-kid-oh-snap.gif

Well, he's a cunt, so he'd be.......

I feel exactly the same about people who eat at the cinema.

64, like. Yeah, and the gigs are actually 2 hours 50 mins, sorry.

Where is he? Does he even train with the squad?

Been saying this for a while, we have a decent claim to the stupidest group of match going fans in the country.

Heard five minutes of it on my way home a couple of days ago. The presenter replied to 'should we really trust a man who wouldnt play Tevez and Mascherano at West Ham?' with 'not sure what that's got to do with anything now'

It's not his decision.

Read that as bum.

Sakes SanToon

Is Hatem on the pitch?