Dr Venkman

We'd never get rid of him man, he's ineffective and getting worse.

Personally don't see why anyone would want Bent instead of Gomis, we're crying out for someone who can put themselves about up front and hold the ball up.

Plenty does for me, he's a more imposing physical presence for a start. Pull on Ronaldo's heart strings, clever.

Speaking as someone who's gone out of their way to watch Stewart Downing's pathetic attempts at impersonating a premier league winger over the last couple of seasons, I'd be pissed off if he played for us and I was forced into it every week. Bad idea.

Derren Brown put us to sleep in a phone box with him on the other end of the line. Put us in a wheelchair and flew us overseas. We've just woken up in the transfer market.

This is perfectly set up for us to get excited about: Ben Arfa Remy Cisse http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tyson-wtf.gif Only for us to have to keep watching: Jonas Ben Arfa Cisse Remy http://replygif.net/i/1069.gif

It was worth it for this post. Cool police all over it though. ANGUISH ANGUISH Howay Dave, it's nothing to do with being cool.

It's poor taste imo.

Thread title is shit craic. Not because I thought the deal was off, just because it's shit craic.

Haven't had a chance to watch it but it just seems a stupid time to give an interview.

Fuck off Alan

That's good, stick to your guns, hold that opinion no matter what anyone says.

So fuck? We look for better offers all the time, we can't afford to fuck about any more.

I'm in the office right now wearing a football top because it's thin and nice to wear when it's warm.

We've gotten around that with the loan. A footballing reason, perhaps? I actually would prefer Remy, but saying a loan get' around that just isn't true. If we loan him and he get's done for rape then we are still down a striker, it'll just save us a bit of money. But we won't be stuck with Darren Bent and we can go and get someone else in January.

We've gotten around that with the loan. A footballing reason, perhaps?

Why would anyone want Bent instead of Remy?

Ant rimming joke in 5,4,3,2,1....

I'll be delighted if this one goes through, he looks dangerous every time he gets the ball.

Where to even start with this man? As distasteful as him waiting in the wings for Hughton to be turfed out? As distasteful as blaming the atmosphere in the ground for the Reading result? He is a fraud. Front foot football ffs.

Watch them play. Nobody remembers Didier at the front post? Shearer did it as well, I'm not sure it should be used as a stick to beat Cisse with though.

Krul Debuchy Mbiwa Colo Santon Sissoko Cabaye Jonas Ben Arfa Cisse Gomis (Marveaux in for Jonas at home) I'd prefer Anita to Jonas( with Cabaye and Sissoko slightly in front), in this system i think Jonas would do well as a Sissoko back up though. I forgot about Anita