Dr Venkman

its probably because i'm half cut, but that confused the hell out of me

he did his shaky fun time dance all the way up the dugout. i liked the ten foot circle he did for the first one.

i'm one of them like

he's better than taylor, if only for the fact that he's an absolute beast in the air, and if you're playing next to colo thats exactly what you need to be.

Agree 100%. I was singing his praises after that PNE match, but he genuinely shouldn't be near the first XI. http://web.mlsnet.com/images/2007/12/05/7HJCpY6K.jpg would be good right back like, even gets forward more tbf Agree. Would much rather him at RB. We'll see... I might get some stick here, but this was the first chance I really got to analyse Williamson for a full game. To me he seems a little ponderous and slow, he's big strong and physical and easily good enough for this division, I would worry though next year when he comes up against the likes of Tevez, Rooney and Torres. to be fair, how many centre halves in the world are going to stand up to those three? he's looked more than capable at this level so i think he'll hold his own.

Can't stop smiling at this pic. Top class. cant believe it still hasnt been photoshopped like.

Shola to score with his dick. already made plans like?

mate you're gonna have to do this until you die now

fair play to shola like, i slag him to the high heavens but he did very well tonight.

he owns a suit!

have to say i'm really warming to hughton as well. since the january signings we've been attacking at every opportunity. the way he celebrated the goals tonight shows you just how much he cares, and as the season's gone on his interviews have shown him to be very steely faced and focused. looks like he means business basically.

JOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hughton's reaction

So anyone who doesn't think Taylor is not necessarily a complete c**t must be a member of his family? Tragic tbh. Not as tragic as someone who thinks the sun shines out of all the Newcastle players' (past and present) arses and can't see the blindingly obvious though! Colo will bomb again the PL this, btw

So it's gone from him texting her to now wanting to shag her. I wonder how long it will be before Carroll becomes the hero. i thought it was inferred in the tale to be honest, whether it's true or not. he's hardly going to have been asking her what the lottery numbers are.

the programme from Scunny in October. Each piece of the players home and away kit individually sponsored. Imagine telling your mates, "..yeah so I've just coughed up £500 to sponsor Matt Sparrow's away socks" http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6744/p25031017290001.jpg hahaha! can we please chip in and sponsor collocini's hair band

I would hope that it was over more than a few texts to a lass or Taylor bragging about his wages. are you saying that if one of your colleagues at work was trying to shag your mrs you wouldnt give him a slap?

and a boro fan, for what its worth

my best mate is a forest fan and i had to sit and watch them beat us with him, so i'm hoping for a face bumming of biblical proportions (by us)

thats a massive result, especially given the circumstances, well done everybody involved.

get in

Regardless, its about setting standards which are acceptable at our football club. I don't think that will happen but it wouldn't be because we sacked him, it would be because he did it in the first place. congratulations, that's one of the stupidest things i've ever witnessed.

passing it out from the back? i got taught that when i was about 8 You got taught that our 2009-10 squad was better suited to playing football on the deck when you were 8? Explains a fair bit. no. i take your point, the fact that certain squads are better suited to certain ways of playing isnt lost on me. however, we have the best footballers in the league. not to mention two good footballing full backs. it should be obvious that we play out from the back. you dont get any special points for 'having it sussed by october'.

Think that's a bit much. There have been training ground bustups since time immemorial, young men with too much money and big egos playing in a business where their careers are short and passions run high. FFS, I've had heated arguments with people on my 5-a-side team, it's just a part of football. Obviously it never comes to blows, but the A-Train and S Taylor are both nob heads, let's face it. Nothing to do with 'lily-livered liberals™' or 'political correctness gone mad®'. You're right about the effects though, it's the clulb/fans that will suffer. Sorry, but its EVERYTHING to do with 'lily-livered libs/political correctness' ; there is a general view among both lawmakers and Social services that a wrong-doer must have had a 'bad time', and therefore deserves 'compassion and rehabilitation', even when its blatantly obvious that the idiot concerned is simply mad, bad or acts like a spoilt child. i think you'll find those theories tend to filter down from 'psychologists', who do a bit of research on 'mad, bad' people.

he doesnt need rejuvenating, he's scoring for fun. he just needs to stop hitting people. Wey, thats what I mean by rejuvenation. haha, ok mate. what a shitter though, i was actually starting to warm to him, i'd even forgiven him for that man city substitute 'performance'.