Dr Venkman

16

Why was that so stressful?

I compared this lad to HBA and I'd like to apologise to The Universe. At the moment he's far too predictable.

Bruno lost the ball.

wot

Hang on. ‘Didn’t score in a couple of games’ is revisionist. He was putrid, for about six-eight weeks.

No UK TV

I’m sure they weren’t, they couldn’t defend.

15

Love this new version of us just booling about causing clubs to have existential crises.

Oh sweet, sweet relief.

The brochure?

Sure this has been said a million times but we’re incredibly lucky to have gone in 0-1. We’ve been shite.

What happens to us at Goodison? Why can’t we pass the ball?

Aye, we were desperate for any crumb of comfort TBH.

It's a fair point. Also the 'best' of a poor bunch.

Became clear to me over a few months listening to POTT that he’s nowhere near as interesting/insightful when we’re good. Just an hour of him and Waugh going ‘I can’t believe we’re good’ every week.

14. You absolute fannies.

Everyone shitting themselves about different teams I think we’ll do it, have done for a while. I hope it helps a few get over the permanent fear of failure.

Erm, he’s a journalist

Whoever mentioned Spurs being terrible playing out from the back but insisting on doing it a few pages back made a good point IMO. I watched them at Everton recently and they were comically bad at it but persisted. If they try it at SJP we’ll swarm them and the game will be over by HT.

13

I watched them away at Everton and I haven’t heard anything to suggest they’ve improved since. Based on that performance I think we’ll eat them alive. They’re incapable of playing it out from the back but insist on trying over and over again.

Oh shit, good luck, that’s hard work.