Dr Venkman

thats great, nice one

i'm not a fan of martins on the whole but i've got to admit putting him in the team now does look worthwhile, at least he might create something himself, he might miss it, but at least we'll turn the defenders around and make them think

thats actually an excellent question disguised as a comedy one, expectations need to be realistic

here he comes 5,4,3,2....

sorry like but a few of our players definitely, definitely do not have the ability to play from the back

coz he's nufc 4 life he put it on 4 weeks ago and cant get it off yeah he's still not been back to scotland for his clothes yet

coz he's nufc 4 life

Jabba the hut with the sound of darth vada that was some pervy breathing for sure

hahaha, anyone hear how out of breath mick lowes is just from sitting down?

such a pointless, pointless call

good idea

they're going go-karting!

we all know where this threads going

Dodgy ankle I believe. If it was Owen he'd get slaughtered for coming back injured Oba has a slight ankle problem, Owen got major injuries playing for England.. My comment was tongue-in-cheek. What are you implying though? he is not liked as much as Oba. by you, maybe

gotta be owens goal, i hit the fucking roof when that went in

just standing next to him should suffice, carew is bloody awful

what?

and totally necessary i would say, its imperative for the good of the club that as many people as possible start to see him for what he really is, an opportunistic liar

yep, cant say i can see this encouraging come back that everyone else is seeing to be honest, cant remember him putting a good ball in yet tbh

Why? Because Jenas has had a couple of good games recently for Spurs? He was utterly s*** for us and has been for most of his time at Spurs so let's not have everyone saying how much they loved him and pretending they never wanted him to leave. And just think, if everyone put as much effort into supporting these players when they were at the club, giving them a lift instead of knocking them down all the time, then they might have been able to fulfil there potential and they might still be here. FALSE How has Jenas been playing this season? In recent weeks he's really stood out but I don't seem to remember much else. He's seemed ever present when fit under Ramos, is this true? He's been immense since Ramos took over tbh. Ive always been a big fan of his but he's more or less won everyone over with his Performances since Jol's departure. I think he's only missed one game since the change of management and that was only down to injury. Getting goals wasnt much of an issue for JJ but now he's imposing himself much more in games and is getting consitancy. It's just a question of, who's going to partner him...... Edit: Can someone actually clear up, why you guys hate him so much?. The Goldfish comment was made by the prat Souness and in a recent interview, Jenas was very complimentary about his time at Newcsatle. i dont HATE him, but he was fucking crap for us and bobby played him regardless of form which was just so frustrating, he was also part of the north east so solid contingent which is enough for me to dislike him, he might be a bit more consistent under ramos but i dont expect it'll last, up until a month ago he was just as bad for spurs as he was for us, and he'll never ever be able to finish

solano i'd have back instead of milner but parker's a case of grass is always greener, he was totally totally shite towards the end and i cant remember him playing TOO many passes forwards, another one to pass sideways and back to our centre halves? no thanks

midfielder? sign him

If that's Keegan's opinion I think he may keep it quiet until the Summer. It wouldn't exactly boost team morale in our fight to win points. I think some people are taking Keegan's "This is a quality squad" comment too seriously. It's not like he'd come out and say "Most of the squad are average to shite but I've got to try to motivate the useless bastards until I can get shot of them in the Summer. That's if their not so shit that they get us relegated". hahaha, would be interesting if he did though

a seperate one for attention whores would be useful so i dont have to read this shite

yup