Ritchie

FUCK!

COME ON POMPEY!!

It looks bloody awful when those seats in the middle are empty during a final.

Played for Chelsea, and? Real Madrid.

3-2! Blackpool!

This match is mental.

Please cut Carragher! Please, please, please!

That's £3.5 million more than us.

Could be worse, could be Portsmoth. Or Leeds. Or Newcastle.

I reckon Jonas and Coloccini, if he goes, will be off after the World Cup.

What did he say this time? Btw. was our all old friend Michael Owen at the lap of honour at Old Trafford? Or was he just abscent because of horse racing? Something about how they deserved to be in the Champions League final or something.

I wish Ferguson would shut the fuck up about Bayern Munich.

7-0 yet again.

Burnley turn it around.

Excellent goal by Anelka.

The more talented one, Hamit, plays for Bayern and the only thing I know about Halil is that he doesn't score very often.

Anyone watching MOTD2? What's up with Liverpool's sponser?

Francis Jeffers is only 29?! Thought he was older than that.

The sponser's a bit shit, like.

Didane had a medical at Blackburn today, apparently.

FORLAN! GOAL!

Nobody is stupid enough to spend over a million on Kieron Dyer. Weren't they trying to rip up his contract a couple of months ago?

Is that all they could say about Enrique?

I'm pretty sure either Smith or Nolan has captained us more than Butt this season.

What's Marley's reaction to this?