Dr Spectrum

he's better than City's other strikers though I'd take anyone right now. I've had entirely enough of my V for Vassell Vendetta. And a winger (Can't be doing with Vassell playing their either). 8 goals in 20 games for the beautiful yellow shirts. No bad. Better than Afonso. I heard Roberto Mancini's son is training at City.(Or maybe I misheard that during Football Italiano) Is it true? Would make sense since Mancini and Sven get on well. Yes, that is true. He's on trial. Italian poster claims to have seen him and claims he's "Robbie Savage's italian nephew" or words to that effect. Constant stream of fouls in the fine tradition of italian defensive midfielders.

he's better than City's other strikers though I'd take anyone right now. I've had entirely enough of my V for Vassell Vendetta. And a winger (Can't be doing with Vassell playing their either). 8 goals in 20 games for the beautiful yellow shirts. No bad. Better than Afonso.

Race Yeah, they're banging on the doors to get him out of City. And he's absolutely desperate to escape his nightmare world of picking up an obscene salary for doing fuck all. PS. Latest paper talk/gossip. May or may not be accurate. Richards to sign new deal. Samaras to Rangers. ( ) Wagner Love to City.

I can see why its funny. I even posted in an atroticously puntastic baloon jokes thread. My favourite was "Baloon, you saw me standing alone...."

How old is Sturridge? Should be getting more of a run now shouldn't he? 18. See above.

Sturridge was the star of the youth team that had Richards, Johnson and Etuhu in it, but he's had a bad hip injury, only came back in midweek and got a hattrick in the youth cup. Answer to all our prayers? Champions League here we come!

What a fucking beauty! COYB!

Nope. We're struggling a lil bit at the mo...only two wins since november. (Downturn in form coinciding with Darius Vassell getting a run of games ). Desperate need of reinforcements to maintain a european challenge...especially with our best forward gone.

Good job we got rid of Bianchi. Otherwise we'd really be in trouble. Also, right winger please. Vassell is not a footballer. Also, no more baloons. We'll struggle to finish top 10 if this is our squad for rest of the season. Get Sturridge on for Vassell ASAP.

Bianchi comes on for Lazio, gets sent off in 5 mins. What did he do? PS. Has Rooney broken his glass feet again.

Have a word about that fucking runup.

City can't find a striker for love nor money. So watching a game with 3 different City rejects all scoring has cheered me up no end.

Apparently its on Sky that Spuds bid to sign Tiago has fallen thru and its between us and yous to get him now.

Nashat Akram not coming to City, couldn't get a work permit. Strange considering he's got 63 caps for a team ranked 67, which I thought was high enough. Unless its complicated with him being an Iraqi and whats happened over there in the not too distant past.

I heard him saying that he doesnt want to go, but he still might. I'm not exactly sure whats happening...either he wants to leave (£££) but doesnt want to burn his bridges or he genuinely doesnt want to come and his agents are forcing his hands due to Tevez style part ownership.

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_3074757,00.html Got 22 goals this season apparently, he's no Vassell tbh...but can anyone who has seen more of him than me tell me about him. What type of player is he (Compare him to someone who has played in England...?)

Look him up on YouTube. 2nd search result. Whoops!

Luciano Figueroa

http://www.marca.com/edicion/marca/futbol/1a_division/sevilla/es/desarrollo/1081161.html Possibility we're being used to get the guy a new contract. But he seems a good player for that price.

http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/jan23j.html Sorry to see him go....not only because we have fuck all else up front but I always thought he was a good player (even when he never got picked). Still. Made a profit so not a disaster (Altho its a risk not getting cash in hand from that lot Must have a replacement lined up. Must have. Its in Marca that Luis Fabiano's agent has told Sevilla we're going after his release clause or something like that, for about £7m, but I dont know how true that is given the million and one other strikers we've "bought" this month.

I heard that too. We can't be going into the rest of the season with Mpenza/Samaras/Vassell....Sven must have someone lined up.....I f****** hope so anyway.....I wonder if we've had a word about Pandev. :parky: You don't need any more behind the striker strikers striking for your team, and you've already got a 'cool left leg' hanging off Petrov. So clear off. Besides ... I hear Baros and Cisse are available and they would look particularly fetching in that sky blue Na. I dont think we're interested. Just speculating. Bayern Munich however, were....i dont know what happened to that. I thought there was going to be a Pandev/Podolski/Bianchi transfer triangle type thing at one point. PS. Luis Fabiano for £7m according to Marca.

I heard that too. We can't be going into the rest of the season with Mpenza/Samaras/Vassell....Sven must have someone lined up.....I fucking hope so anyway.....I wonder if we've had a word about Pandev. :parky:

Tottenham fans absolutely loving it. Absolute magic. Nights like this are what its all about. Can never take this experience away from them, pot or no pot.

In other news, 95% of the population of WHL brick it.

@ the commentator's attempts to talk up a potential Arsenal comeback. If Arsenal come back from this I will eat my own head. This is going to end up 5+