Dr Spectrum

Keeper should throw his hat on it. He's still a dud.

Question. From tonights side, who do you think will go on to get the most caps for the full side? I really can't see owt to get excited about here. Not just on tonights showing but whats on offer from this lot week in week out.

http://www.thefa.com/England/U21s/Players/ Cheers mate. From that i'd go: Hart Onuouha Wheater Taylor Gardner Lennon Huddlestone Noble Milner Walcott Jerome Taylor might end up at fullback as Onuoha is injured. (Sun Jihai to play in the derby. yay.)

£3.87m. Good grief. More if he makes 75 starts. Theres only 89 games in the term of his contract. I don't think he's owt special but he's better than Vassell and we've got great value for money. Great for football too. Redknapp got less than £4m for his leading scorer. I hope that saggy faced cunt has steam coming out of his ears and a slight stinging feeling in his arsehole.

http://www.utils.ex.ac.uk/german/abinitio/images/score1-5.jpg

Fuck off Craig Hope, we've got your replacement right here. And he probably doesn't sound like an annoying twat. I wish I could say it was original. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=27623.msg517204#msg517204

James Richards Ferdinand Lescott A.Cole Hargreaves Barry Bentley Gerrard Young Rooney http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6896/7xe53erbd0.gif

I'm sure you've noticed the little yellow bar has gone. "Sky Sports News Sources" strike again! This deal is fishier than an entire Shola fish.

(Altho I imagine they'll probably chuck it straight in the bin and ask him something inane like what his favourite colour is or what kind of biscuit he'd like to be.)

Bollocks. Was he suspended today? Yes. Honestly, that is the worst we've looked for fuck knows how long. If Curtis is out next week, Knight will do a decent job. Gabby has looked shit for about a month now, to be honest, so I'm not too bothered about that, but we missed Young so much today, it just isn't true. MON will give them an absolute fucking rocket after that display, that's one thing I am sure of. What did you make of Carson on the winner......?

I thought they played well and but for the shocking Petrov offside might have been a different game. Had Arsenal under pressure from time to time. I always felt they had another gear, we were never going to get owt. PS. Hleb? How fucking tremendous?

What ?????????? P*ss-taking, right ? Really more of an overreaction at the thought of 15 more performances from Vassell on a par with Wednesday. But its alright. We'll still be europe. ....Cos we've applied for the Intertwobob.

SSN: "Premier League examining paperwork over proposed transfer of Benjani to Manchester City". THIS ISNT CONFUSING AT ALL. FFS. I thought all this shite was over at midnight.

Oh. My. Fucking God. I can't believe the news I've woken up to. OK, so we've missed out on handing over a fortune for a player with a pretty dodgy goalscoring record at the tail end of his career...I'm not that bothered about that in particular. But is Darius Vassell really still our #1 forward? FFS. We're gonna get relegated.

Surprising move by city. He's never a premiership footballer. I just hope we've got as much as possible for him.

Ecuadorian Shola Ameobi?

http://www.futbolecuador.com/images/topics/300/c1188841840.jpg Is it just me. Or does this guy look strangely familiar.

No, its 1-1.

How's that work then....

Please Jermaine....do the right thing. Save us from Vassell. If he goes I'd like to forward my thanks to Don Fabio for twisting his arm.

Davies! Not bad for a pub player. Didn't expect that. Obviously turned FC's head when he's been to VP. However. Is Kirkland better than Hart? Green?

Turns out he's actually signed for City. (Straight swap for Vassell) And never mind freekicks, he actually has the power to go back in time and retroactively win games. http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/615/skyjpegnewpa0.jpg

Giggs has got about 4 caps. van der Sar has a bajillion tho.

Yes. As if a single text sent into it has been sent by anyone other than someone who has spent the morning sat in front the computer, resfreshing 606 and dreaming up shite. Still. I quite like the ones like Kaka spotted on the #76 bus to Brammall Lane.

HP?