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I hear they've seen this thread and they're going to add Miggy on there for us.

Was thinking that. Should be a bit more of a spread of picks this week.

Fuck we need to go scorched earth if these cunts get a penny of public money.

The studs on the ankle seems to be what's being ignored by most. I laughed when I saw the decision from the ref's angle. Then I saw the studs on the ankle. At regular speed it doesn't look too bad. And it's still probably harsh relative to most in-game decisions. But that then speaks to the terrible inconsistency of refereeing decisions. Under the laws of the game, it's probably a red. But we'll probably see multiple worse challenges tomorrow that get a yellow or less. Always happy to see an Arsenal persecution complex, though.

EXCLUSIVE: Sandro Tonali sends cryptic message to Bruno Guimaraes that the 8 on the Tyne is all his, all his.

Who we still beat 2-0, incidentally. All I'm saying is if we're not heading to the League Cup final it's going to be for a lot more reasons than Lewis-Skelly being available. EDIT: Thought you were arguing in their favour for some reason. Blame the whisky.

Oh how I wish we could implicate Arsenal in some way for tapping up. As long as they don't have staff with Dan Ashworth-levels of email ability though I imagine there won't be a trace, unfortunately.

Special shout out to them bringing it back to NUFC which I've just passed while looking for a clip of the challenge. Thank God we've managed to weed out their 18 year old who's been alright the past few months.

Great to see him get a nice send off. Hope he enjoys some good years in Atlanta and as OpenC says, I look forward to seeing him welcomed back as a half time hero in future years.

Not to worry, mate. We're still on track to accept their offer any day now.

Wow. Amended but I have a new-found respect for 'journalists'. These twats must spend longer picking the emojis than writing the story these days. That was effort.

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I still don't think we'll get that. I trust nothing to do with this when we've apparently been set 'to accept' their bid for a week now.

Fair play to him tbh, whatever the reason. His last contract was a couple of years ago so for all we know he might be clinging to that property and car; wouldn't be the first or last ex-player in that kind of situation. Or he might just want to do something with his time now that he's retired. I know it shouldn't be the takeaway from the story but I'm now curious to know what the apprenticeship is. EDIT: Of course as far as the headline goes he's a bloody idiot. Hopefully he's learned his lesson.