wormy

Not like there was much competition.

What a butt-fucking-ugly game of football from all involved. One plus point; it's over.

Invade the pitch jus to give Eddie a shove? What a man.

Only half a fucking hour late.

What is happening.

Ugh.

Know nothing about him as a player or personality but just from his face I want to deck Ayling repeatedly.

Pussying out.

Christ that was perfection.

I know it's said all the time but fucking hell what's the point in going to Walton other than giving him a wage? Backs up whatever decision has been made or if no decision yet gets foot long splinters up his arsehole from his fence fetish.

Okay his foot touched the floor first so obviously means he was well within control. Play on. Might as well rescind the fucking yellow.

If the second half wasn't kicking off I'd be all over some Photoshop.

Completely loses any aura of cool when he lets it down tbh.

I honestly think teams have just realised to try and take it to them a bit more on the counter. They're not the paciest bunch in the first place, let alone with almost a full season under their belt.

I do love an utterly pointless meme.

Maybe a stupid question and better suited to another thread, but have we heard if there'll be a waiting list introduced for ourselves? Can't see interest dwindling any time soon so is it fair to assume it's coming at some point? The club had waiting lists before, didn't they? Did they disappear naturally through lack of demand or was it an active decision to ditch one day?

Is that account in jest or not?

Would be nice to see him show some potential of longevity and stick with a club longer than a couple of years. Can see it going to shit if he tries to jump ship to a more 'fancied' team this summer.

There's many things this forum won't ever argue about and the fact you can't see that is shortsighted to say the least.

Don't know why they're letting O'Neill tell us his life story here but been a pretty good listen.

Whether it ends up offside or not how much space do you want to give him.

That was lovely.

Fun for a neutral but some of Southampton's hilariously misplaced passes in attack would have me absolutely raging if I was a fan.

Jesus. Not been able to watch. What on earth has happened? Brighton utter shite or have Everton upped their game?

Probably reading way too much in to it but I wonder if Howe would've succumbed to the Isak/Wilson experiment if it wasn't considered the closest thing to a 'free hit' of our final five.