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And on a completely unrelated note, NBC's studio host is fucking shit.

Don't enjoy my TV being as far behind as it is.

You know its bad when Trips is directing attacks down the left.

This crowd is fucking gagging for a handball.

P.s. Love the first cut to Pickford post-goal is him berating his defenders. Then goes and flaps on two consecutive corners. I've said it before but I don't know how anyone can suffer him as a teammate.

Ref doesn't want to blow the whistle for a single thing. Can see a bad challenge coming sooner or later.

It's so childish but I hate how friendly Pickford is with some of our players.

I like Targett but why do I feel like he's got a rick in him today after the months-long clamour for him to get a start?

Player of the Season: Joelinton - some may have had more exciting performances but again no one was as consistently good - unbelievable that £40m has become a snip for this man Flop of the Season: N/A - seems anyone being called a flop is purely by virtue of not being able to get in to the team which feels harsh, and I had no expectations for those players anyway Most Improved: Almiron - maybe would've gone Murphy if there wasn't an unsung hero option for him but Almiron more than fits the bill - whether that first half of the season efficiency was a purple patch or not, it was beautiful Unsung Hero: Murphy - you could always see a willingness from him but it's amazing the contribution Howe has managed to unlock from him Signing of the Season: Isak - I see a parallel universe where we slide out of European contention if we didn't have him available to give Wilson a clearly needed rest - even if it was half a season he's the one for me

I get what you're saying but before that Arsenal home game we'll have had a shot at Everton and Southampton and still have a game in hand even after Arsenal. I know it's easy to say but honestly, I imagine I'll be at peace pretty quickly if we get pipped to the CL now because that means we've massively fucked up. We should in no way be relying on any other team fucking up at this point. Call me naive but I still don't believe Liverpool will come anywhere close to winning all remaining games, or even remaining unbeaten. They've not shown evidence of it all season.

I'm sure you can tell by the smile but I'm in total agreement. I just can't see any other excuse they can try to roll out than some bollocks about going to ground so hands there to break fall, 'natural' position or some shit. Either that or we actually see another 'oopsie' letter going to West Ham.

Something something unintentional.

Chelsea closer to relegation than Europe. You love to see it.

What a perfect night it would've been but for those spawny brown enveloping cunts.

As long as we see an apology to WHam balance it out. That negates the decision, right?

It can be annoying when we want to revel in successes but it could play in our favour if the media say those first 20 minutes were more 'Spurs bad' than 'Newcastle sexy as fuck'. Keep us and our tactical pros/cons somewhat under the radar for at least the rest of this season before we catch up even further with more erotic signings.

Thank God. It's about time they got someone in who knows the club.

At least you know the fans are getting authentic club-level quality, I guess.

I keep forgetting about ASM to come back, too. When he returns will that be the first time we've had the entire core of the first team squad available? Providing no one else ends up out in his place, of course.

The one that got away. I am curious as to how their respective careers would've panned out had we bought Josh over Jacob, though. Fuck it. Get him in and see what Eddie can do with him.

No need to thank me.

I can't work out if the stress is going to increase or decrease as we progress and it becomes more expected. Hopefully the stress for top 4 is replaced by stress for the title.

I'd happily add Dummett to the list if he simply made him a serviceable option off the bench at this point.

Never before have I sincerely hoped your application is a success. All the best, Agent Alan.