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Who is this and where is the real Mo Diame? Scratch that. We'll keep this one.

This. This this this.

I want his babies.

I was amused when he played it short from a goal kick and the defender (forgotten who it was, possibly Lejeune) instantly lumped it long. He was probably thinking 'well I could've done that'.

Such confident catches as well. He just towered over everyone.

Oh and what's even more ridiculous is he blew I think three or four times in the following five or so minutes. They were all nearly identical could to the non-penalty.

Doesn't harm Alli or Kane tbh. I don't understand why our own fans insist on making excuses for shitehouse refereeing. Gayle has made some desperate dives at times but why aren't other players' 'cards marked' when they do it so much more fucking often? Because referees are bottling fucking runts. Genuinely can't name a single one that I would consider truly capable these days.

Chuck Pawson in the seemingly bottomless bag of absolute shithouse referees. Fuck this shit. Team hasn't been bad at all. Really like the look of Dubravka; has been solid so far and seems to be very vocal. Enjoyed watching him rinse the backline for a mistake about 15 minutes in.

What a sniveling little twirp.

'It's a good thing I don't say how I really feel.' I shouldn't love Warnock but I do.

I can't wrap my head around the fact the most appearances he's actually made for a single club is us.

Pards jammed him on the wing cause ba threatened to leave, destroying his confidence As great as he was, Ba's selfishness coupled with Pardew's useless essentially fucked a good thing. Not saying he would've continued being as outrageous as his first half season, but I'm confident he'd have looked nowhere near as bad if he wasn't shunted to the wing.

I think it says it all that the Ameobi brothers and Saylor make it into a homegrown XI of the past thirty five years. Blow it up and start again.

Knowing what Paully is like in Lush Lasses I get a feeling I know what this was.

FFS.

Bakayoko off after two yellows in five minutes.

Why would it be a penalty? It's not like he pulled his shirt.

Commentators called it part of good defending on the broadcast I was watching.

We'll probably just get fucked even more with VAR. There's no guarantee it will be used consistently. They'd probably replay it and send Clark off just for laughs. Then review one of the many set piece shirt pulls when we're on attack and send our man off for daring to wear a shirt.

This. They aren't given enough, should be zero tolerance towards shirt pulling. But it'd be soo many penalties; we can't ruin a game like that, can we? Just Newcastle's.

Was he trying to dance at the same time? I'm trying to work out that stance.

Was he the turbononce that pardew shoved? Been biding his time, probably. Peter Kirkup? Nar. Looked way younger I think.

Bet that doesn't even get raised. Never seen a referee get so animated to the point of looking half like he wanted to deck Clark and half like he wanted to spaff his pants at fucking us over, let alone a linesman.

Probably because he isn't match fit. The lad has played fewer than 10 games in two years. Was running in treacle. That's how Ritchie plays from the first minute anyway. I'd much rather Kenedy stay on and we actually have an outlet. Our defence is going to be shite either way.