wormy

Whey.

So cool and calm. Perfect delivery.

That's such a easy guess, people like that are like that Brian Conley piss take of Mystic Meg.........."Septic Peg"......this week the winner of the lottery will be a man or a woman. The memories. Gotta go back and watch some Conley.

You'd think so, but unfortunately the manager will be much more an Ashley/Llambias decision in as far as who they deem they can work with amicably, at least you'd assume so. I think the biggest thing to think of is how bad a reputation do they have in football compared to the Keegan debacle? Everything that came out from that pretty much scared any self-respecting manager off. They've had a relatively low profile to the neutral in recent times, other than the 'financial restraint' line I have to talk to death about with any neutral that talks football with me.

Extending their foreign love-in to managers as well as players would be awesome. Purely so I can follow in blind hope as I wouldn't know just how well/shit he's done in the past.

Get in Spurs! So £5 on BTTS in both matches today, £5 on over 30 booking points Spurs/Man Utd under 50 Chels/Arse. Would've been a lovely day if Arse had managed a fightback for my £10 on draws in both.

3 yellows will get me over the line for an over 30 booking points won't it? Or will they be assholes and say 'over' is 31 or more or something? Could do with a Spurs goal so I'm not too much down for the day.

Not anywhere near 100% sure but I want to say he was just more impressed by the West Ham set up (who wouldn't at that time?). Anyone with actual knowledge is more than welcome to come and set me wrong.

It's insane. Said it last week but it's the reason the likes of Anita and Marv have looked the most promising. It's why Debuchy is going to look a class above the majority. Because none of them have been 'infected' with Pardew's mindset to the point the rest of the team have.

Carroll for a year? Not a definite starter but 200 appearances from Hughes, too. Definitely a damning indictment, like.

Surely Shearer saying that it was daft we only had one up front is questioning Pardew? He's a law unto himself is ol' Big Al. Just doesn't know when to stop. The Jesse James of the footballing punditry world.

Suppose it depends how you're defining successful. Aaron Hughes? The Caldwell brothers are still just about going. Forster? Carroll? Shola?

I'm fucking fuming at his constant 'we need more players' spiel, too. How the fuck is that supposed to make a near-full current squad feel? You're effectively telling everyone that the majority of our team that finished 5th last season isn't good enough to keep us out of a relegation battle. So you get these few extra players in, allow them to be surrounded by a load of players who you've helped cause to become downtrodden as fuck. Is he genuinely expecting those new players to lift the spirits of and spur on a whole squad of players?

I don't know how I'd feel about it tbh. I think my main issue is being one of 'those' teams to rival fans where I'll start hearing self-righteous shit. And it's normally the one I rant about, but I wouldn't be able to handle another thing my Arsenal supporting mate could get on his high horse about now they finally have a few English players.

Good shout on Portsmouth, Baba. Crazy to think that we could be next for an all-foreign XI when you look back to just 2 seasons ago. EDIT: Quality from Pardew there.

Player who's been completely out of form doesn't jump straight back on the horse it in a shit team shocker. He did well today. Frederico was quality first half.

:lol: You seen those glasses? They ain't exactly Boots' own, know what I'm sayin'? I think you mean 'playboy'. Dirty bastard's probably both.

I could honestly see this appearing before him planning multiple routines to actually give opponents something to think about.

:lol: You seen those glasses? They ain't exactly Boots' value brand, know what I'm sayin'? All that lonely-housewife-loving's gotta be funded from somewhere.

Another Roeder, I suppose. Or the management version of Shola. Take him on for a short-term situation while you sort the long-term solution, it could work. Ask him to keep it up? More fool you.

Feel sorry for whatever Championship club inevitably gives him a shot on the back of desperate hope he'll re-create something resembling last season.

Maybe Pardew will quit when he realises all this losing means no bonuses and his lavish, toyboy lifestyle can't be funded by his paltry basic wage?

Was only 12/13 and interested in our goings on to know just how good that lot could've been. Or if there were any particularly big shock relegations from the 90s.

We'll take him on to help our charge for promotion next year when Debuchy realises he made a massive mistake and writes off this 6 months as a failed experiment. Even Owen scores. This day officially makes me feel sick.

I know. He's a horrible, horrible Tory cunt n all. Met him when he down for the conference which I WAS NOT ATTENDING once. I'm more sickened by his Gary Neville-like orgasm at the melee in the box when West Ham couldn't get the ball in the net.