wormy

Baha.

Forgot Bradley Orr played in the PL now.

Legend.

It's what's making the mackem game so interesting, but the quality isn't half fucking shit. Mistake after mistake the past 5 minutes from both teams.

Fucking joke. The three tips I've taken from this thread tonight are all 0-0. Granted, one of those tips was Neils' mackem DNB but the other was David ffs!

Got a bairn on the way. Laughed too much at this.

Motherfucker's fucked tonight then.

Nothing like a good old fashioned rehearsed 'I got some poontang' post.

Yep. And it's not like he'd be poor if he hadn't moved. He'd still be earning a s***-ton. See, this is what's so weird to me. How much difference can that extra money do when you're already on such an insane wage? Surely quality of life while you're playing should be considered and weighted against the extra money you'd make? I would so much rather live in Milan or Barcelona than in some shithole in Russia, even if I only made £15m instead of £25m a year or whatever. Sets you up for life, doesn't it. He tolerates three or four years there, then can do what he wants. Yup. 'Cause that's near-impossible for a player slumming it in the doldrums of Barcelona and Inter Milan for about half his career.

I'm in.

For £44 I'd want a bundle of all fucking three.

You notice Nikki Grahame's dress but not Vorderman's? 6 days left, no bids, shit's gon' get wild.

Pretty much every game that either Cabaye or Tiote are playing, we're told by a commentator what a fantastic partnership they've been for us. After a quick check, I can't believe they've even managed 16 starts together out of 29 league appearances. Doesn't feel like it at all. They are a fantastic partnership....... defensively. They are fantastic at closing the spaces between the lines and preventing teams from getting at our defence but going forward its very meh which is why a 3rd midfielder is required to make it work and some how fit Ba-Cisse-HBA together. I actually think Ben Arfa could play that role in a 4-2-1-3 formation but he would need drop alot deeper and more tactical discipline than he does atm. We will see what the summer has in store. Very true. Just been so stop-start that I forget they've played that much together. Agree with you in pretty much everything there, too. Random, pointless thought. With Cabaye's long-range pass attempts, could you imagine if we had him last season with Barton and Carroll still here?

Pretty much every game that either Cabaye or Tiote are playing, we're told by a commentator what a fantastic partnership they've been for us. After a quick check, I can't believe they've even managed 16 starts together out of 29 league appearances. Doesn't feel like it at all.

If that was a grown men's Sunday league or 5 a side or something I might find it amusing. But I'm just thinking poor fucking kids who just want to have a kick about and are now cleaning up toilet paper.

That's amazing. Fair play to him if he gets the slightest bit of money out of suckers for that.

That wouldn't be a problem if Pardew used the second central midfield player to drive us forward. Tiote's job is to protect the back four, he can help to begin the drive forward as long as he's not having to attempt hollywood hoofballs. The short simple passes to players in space who can then move the ball forward. Maybe it can be up for debate in 2 or 3 years as long as we upgrade other areas of the squad, but to say that replacing Tiote is important to the club's progression right now is laughable. And even then I'd be a bit sceptical of being able to replace him as simply as just chucking £15m at someone.

Hope you defended it's honour and decked the cunts a la Rocker.

Mine came last week.. Wednesday I think it was Well that's a worry. Just arrived.

Mine came last week.. Wednesday I think it was Well that's a worry.

The sad thing is he probably won't. He's earnt a fair wage with us the past year or so for doing fuck all. Can see that being good enough for this little wankstain.

Should probably go in the tickets and travel section, but when should I recieve my ticket for this? Just getting a bit paranoid now, ordreed on the 14th and not got a thing yet. Thought they'd already be sending them out considering we're 5 days from it.

If it's this easy we might as well just sell everyone and start again for shits and giggles.

been posted, apparently he wasnt allowed on to the pitch Really? Not what we heard. Stewards allowed him on and he accompanied the guy to the hospital. Edit: Apologies, read the thread now, print the legend I guess! Nah, seems like two different stories. Was going to post what MW said as well. But it seems like two different people, and that article actually has a picture of said fan on the pitch instructing them. Seems to be true.