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Fucking hell. Dying here. :lol:

Weird looking lad at the best of times, that guy. That shirt doesn't fucking help. Would've thought they'd put a bit better effort into some kind of original logo, too.

What a scummy fucking prick. Who pisses in public?

I still want Ramage in the England squad tbf.

So Colo performs fantastically for over a season in the PL and doesn't get a look in. Jonas actually improves for us and gets kicked out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/HelenD4TT Someone ask to commission one of her naked. Or Cabaye. Either and I'm happy.

If he's not deployed in DM I'm gonna be pissed. Clearly has the skills to be a notch above Colo in that area.

I like to think that if I was lucky enough to have fooled the world into thinking I could continue to play football at a professional level to the point Smith has, I wouldn't be at the level of greedy cunt that I wouldn't drop from £60k to around £20k to be able to play football again. Especially when I'm already at the tail end of my career, with only a few years left anyway. I hate the 'we'd do the same' argument. Football is a job that the average male would love to do, if I could earn around £2k a month at a lower league team I personally would jump at it, let alone £20k a week at my hometown fucking club. Smith doesn't strike me as someone who's wasted his money over the years. He can't drop down for the last few years to actually make a respectable finish to his career? It's laughable tbh. Obviously that mindset won't be the same for all footballers who will get a taste of the big money and not want to drop down. Doesn't mean just because a lot of players and people in other walks of life do it I should accept it's not twattish.

Got my vote.

Fucking horrendous. I for one hope he doesn't get near the team for a long time until he realises what it takes to fit into the Newcastle Way. I was also not at the match.

Oh, last I looked they were ahead. So that was 3 teams that fucked me in my 6 fold in the end. Doesn't make it as irritating. Just highlights I need to stop betting 'cause I'm so fucking awful at it.

He seriously gives the most boring fucking pictures to caption, doesn't he? The fucker has to be purposely wumming now.

I think it's more when the criticisms are peppered with cunt, coward, greedy prick etc that people feel it's over the top. Not that I agree, I'm firmly in the 'greedy prick should've left at least at the beginning of this season if he had an ounce of self-respect' camp. If he doesn't have that and is happy picking up his wages, don't see why we should show him respect in our opinion of him

That's the good shit! I think my whole view of betting would be destroyed for ever if you gave up for a weekend, David.

Don't worry mate, that's what we're all wondering too.

For the record, I have released a little bit of special wee in excitement at this prospect. We may or may not have a new sponsor in 3 years' time that may or may not have a form of relevance of some kind to the Barca sponsor. But the person who is revealing this top secret info doesn't know who. I'm feeling a bit light headed with anticipation tbh. TE11 ME MOAR ROFL !!1

Man. Never had David down as a pussy.

Always assumed you couldn't change it after the season started. Only through FM, like.

This. Only I thought it was going to be a capitulation in penalties.

Ended up finishing work at 8 so was able to keep up on it on SSN, hung around until my last bus at 10:15. Got a text from a regular telling me it'd had gone to 3-3. Really didn't believe him and N-O wasn't loading on my phone. By the time I'm on the bus and home, turning the tv off, and I'm watching big nose screaming about this fucking 4th goal. Fuck sake.

Fuck this.

Same. For what its worth, its better than sitting infront of a livescore just refreshing every 20 seconds. http://i.imgur.com/eFxqS.jpg

Whilst on PaddyPower deciding bets, I noticed that beside pretty much every match, including ours, it had the logo and said 'Live on TV'. Obviously misleading, I assume this is just radio coverage of some kind? Or are they just advertising their In-Play betting?

I have it on good authority that your bet's fucked, mate. I've got the first 4 in my 6 fold. Along with Inter and Mallorca. £5 returning £400-and-something.

Well tbf, it's not like he gets many match-worn shirts of his own these days. Must feel quite good to build a collection of them to remind himself the magnificent part he's played in Man U's season to date.