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Enrique. Fucking duh. Only one I could think of stretches back to Wayne Quinn. God knows why I remembered him, like.

There has to be a few Qs in the league, surely?

This time tomorrow there'll be ole's round the ground before we get a free kick on the edge of the area, which we let Krul take for shits and giggles while we're already 9-0 up.

A very interesting theory. In fact, I think this could be the most solid theory known to man. Oh wait, Alan Smith. I'd still have Smith in my side before Cattermole I'd play with 10 men and have neither. If someone was holding a gun to my head, I hate to say it, but I think I'd rather Cattermole. But in a perfect world, I'd overpower the gunman, and there'd be two bullets.

If Lawro says we win, it's not going to happen. Fucking dick. He knows what he's doing.

A very interesting theory. In fact, I think this could be the most solid theory known to man. Oh wait, Alan Smith.

:lol: Improved Cattermole? In that he gets yellow cards rather than reds? And every other possible aspect of a footballer's game that can be thought of is considerably better?

If we could get him and he'd be happy as a back up to Barfa, then take a punt on him as long as he doesn't cost a ridiculous amount. But I think it's safe to say he's not moving to us any time soon with the gameplan of waiting it out on the bench.

Can't understand the amount of people who think it will just go back to business as usual if he returns. Can't see him seamlessly fitting in if he came back. Attitude-wise, he could easily go the other way and think 'ah fuck it, I've come back to an easy ride, why bother'. And let's not forget that we've lost the likes of Barton and Nolan who were two of his biggest supporters.

I'll be fucked if I know why I stuck a fiver on a 7 fold on of matches ranging from the PL to the Conference, via La Liga. Need to stop wasting fivers on such pointless bets.

You would take him back for £35m? Seriously? f***ing hell man. :lol: Why not? Rather have the money spent on the club than not. We wouldn't have gained/lost anything, whereas right now we are out of pocket by one future England no. 9. If the board were finally going to throw that £35m at one player, I'd rather it wasn't Carroll.

Not in a million years. He would be the epitome of trolldad with that grin / smirk of his. Going out on the pickup with your Dad. Quality! You do realise that Pards would probably steal all your girlfriends? There are some things that should not be shared between Father and Son. My thoughts exactly. You'd be there as the wingman, and nothing more. Id happily take the scraps for Pards.. he can have the good lookers and ill take the crumbs It's Pardew ffs, imagine the level of crumbs he'll leave for you. What a dad.

David de Gea would have made the cut if there wasn't a strong whiff of 'well he should be bloody good for that money' about the Spaniard. Oh, and his skinnyness makes us uncomfortable. On Mata: "He's a player who scores and assists and he can add to any squad in the world," said Andre-Villas Boas on signing another member of Spain's B team who immediately looks like one of the finest players ever to grace the Premier League. The depth of Spain really does get put into perspective when you put it like that, like. Tiote so good he has his own seperate article. And Krul and Cabaye in the subs.

Fucking £7m I hope this isn't the point that Ashley decides he wants to flash some cash.

The one who told him KK was returning 2 months before it happened? I think it's safe to say the board didn't fucking know it was happening 2 months previous. Love it.

Is it safe to say that, this match is just as much of a test as Spurs was? It's been a long, long, long while since we've been anywhere near this level of favourites for a match. Can Pards and the players live up to it?

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Been absolute gash this season. That's why O'Shea is ahead of him.

Interesting. Just noticed Paddy Power are already paying out on NZ winning the rugby World Cup.

16,790 sleeps ;-) How many times a day do you sleep? :lol:

May be the smallest and pathetic thing but I like the fact the joke's been taken out of the thread title. Such a worthless sack of shit.

I look forward to his 'I'm misunderstood, look at me I'm good at posting cryptic quotes that aren't cryptic in the slightest like Barton, me. Ha ha.'

That makes it ok. Don't know about you, but I'm happy following the Barca model.

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