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If that were my kids screaming Engerland like that I'd be smacking them upside the head right about now.

What happened there?

Coleman promises us that Bellamy will get frustrated. Thanks for that.

Wow.

'Shared digs' don't know why but he sounded a right dick saying that.

Maan. It's gonna be a Parker wankfest today, isn't it?

Fucking penalty already. If Young had controlled that ball better it probably wouldn't have been, either.

Just got home and read this Brighton my only Football League fixture in my 11 fold, would've been fucking pissed if an 11 fold was over before 10 of the games had fucking started.

Bellamy

1 Brighton @ 1.57 2 England @ 1.40 3 Israel @ 1.57 4 Bosnia-Herzegovina @ 2.30 5 Germany @ 1.02 6 Slovakia @ 1.071 7 Greece @ 1.25 8 Mexico @ 2.25 9 Portugal @ 1.75 10 Argentina @ 1.80 11 Rep of Ireland @ 1.50 Multiple Bets 1 x 1.00 11 Folds Stake: 1.00 Potential Winnings: 114.48 Yeahhh baby. Back to the good old days of wasting just a quid per round of betting. And I'm fucking sticking to it.

It took me fucking ages to work out

Would most Liverpool fans be happy with his return? After King Kenny's had his second go, of course.

Just saw Rafa on SSN talking about how he hopes to return to Anfield one day.

been mentioned? Looks new. Never look at Twitter apart from amusing links posted here, though, so dunno.

You're a God in your own, special way, Neil

I don't care if there's only a year left. I echo these sentiments. Needs to be at least double figures. I think I'd rather hold onto him for the year and lose him for fuck all if we can't even get £10m.

tbf, he was preparing for a match in Stoke. He didn't have time to go searching the internet for photos of his players showing their abs in nightclubs. The ffs was probably a pointless addition. Not complaining that he didn't know by any means. If something bad that did actually hinder the players or the team in general did happen, then it wouldn't have taken a reporter to tell him. I, like pretty much everyone here, don't see the big deal about a couple of injured players going out, not drinking, unwinding, when they know for a fact they don't have a match to play the next day, or even travel with the squad. It just feels like a pointless exercise of Pardew wanting to make it look like he's done something about it, scared of indiscipline rumours etc.

Love the contrast of the first 3 with the complete anger of the 4th.

Can't help but feel Pardew's forced them to do this purely to make the media think he's doing something about it, rather than actually wanting to discipline them for it himself. He didn't even know about it until a reporter told him ffs.

Reckon we should do a joint bet? Just think of what we could achieve! Medium-value wine would be but a dream. Medium wine? Fuck mate, we couldn't afford a Pepsi between us by the time we're finished. We'd end the night pissing in each others' mouths tbh. We could create poverty from nothing. Absolutely no balconies involved either! The balconies would crumble under our reverse midas touch. Do you reckon we could single-handedly destroy the market value of gold? Damnit, Porto equalise. It's not over yet, Neil. It's not over yet...

Reckon we should do a joint bet? Just think of what we could achieve! Medium-value wine would be but a dream. Medium wine? Fuck mate, we couldn't afford a Pepsi between us by the time we're finished. We'd end the night pissing in each others' mouths tbh. We could create poverty from nothing. Absolutely no balconies involved either! The balconies would crumble under our reverse midas touch.

Reckon we should do a joint bet? Just think of what we could achieve! Medium-value wine would be but a dream. Medium wine? Fuck mate, we couldn't afford a Pepsi between us by the time we're finished. We'd end the night pissing in each others' mouths tbh.

Neil. You have taken our masterplan to absolutely unreal heights, my man I doff my cap to you, sir.

He's building quite a good goalscoring record so far.

Fucking Kaiz, man.