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In all seriousness, a group like that. It's crazy to think we have all of them

Forum jokes very rarely carry themselves well into real life. Makes you feel like such a loser.

The one thing that's worse than Rooney's rant? The reaction.

Congratulations on taking my place, Jill. I hope you have as much success as I did in this beautiful thread

Can't believe we've got a whole thread dedicated to sunderland. This embarrassment needs to be locked tbh.

£19.2m for a 17 year old

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Then again I don't think Punk frequents the Chat board? So he didn't see the epic breakdown. I have wet dreams about that sort of shit tbh.

How do Sky Sports manage to consistently make their website shitter with every change?

Of course not. We're not the best team in the history of the world, challenging for the title every season. Life in Newcastle was a quiet, piss easy life. Moving to the land of the hubcaps is the true test of the man. Remember, he's going to be playing much higher level opposition than us next season in Europe.

Jack Flash's hit list is growing

Fair play to Punk. I'd probably flounce right now if I was being accused of being fucking tdeans

has Punk not been around longer than tdeans?

Agree with Dave, not too bad after seeing it a few times. Wouldn't mind it, as long as it's not a pure black back. Looked at Toon Hoser's re-post and had to go back to the OP just to double check it was the same one, 'cause I didn't remember it looking nearly as bearable.

I think the biggest thing that annoys the hell out of me in this that everyone keeps talking about it like it's some massive milestone. Like the FA have turned a corner and are prepared to act and clean up the game. When we all know they'll just revert to type and hide at any major incident that happens for the next year to balance out this 'big' act.

Nahh, I probably will in the future. But I'm taking a break until at least my birthday. Same as alcohol. I just generally need to save money for weekend trips to Sheffield and Newcastle, and a barman's wages just doesn't do that well when you're wasting a fiver, or two.. or three, on betting every week..

Bet365 account officially closed. Done. Dusted. Man, the person I was chatting to over the live chat was offering phone numbers, local gambling addiction help. Made me feel like I really do have a problem

Reported.

If we had Umbro we wouldn't get that. They'd make up some shitty unique kit just for us, that would make pepole go 'I wish we were still with Puma'.

So disturbed that whenever asked whether such behaviour should be forced out of the game, he stuttered for about 10 minutes and would then state it would be a 'futile' attempt that would never work.

Dean Kiely on You're on Sky Sports claiming he was genuinely uncomfortable with Rooney's actions. Love how people get on their high horses about shit as soon as the media are behind it.

The short period of the match I watched, half the time you'd think Man U were playing at home.

I long for the suspense filled days where they'd expose a part of a picture of the new kit each day, and it'd always start with half the sock

Fuck sake. Even various little 3 folds are fucking up ridiculously. I think I'm going to get Bet365 to delete my account and block me from creating a new one. Fed up of this bullshit.