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And Jewell only played him once all season after bringing him to the club. Sounds crap to me.

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pmsl at Everton being a physical team. Must be all those monsters in the midfield like Leon Osman.

Where the fuck is Ebbsfleet?

Lescott and Arteta are far better than Cahill.

Onuoha did his job defensively. Seriously though, it's a long time since I've seen a player so uncomfortable with the ball. You wouldn't bat an eyelid if you saw the lad playing in League One.

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So you can't spell his name either? Good keeper but should change his name to Smith tbh.

He had two good games against us for Sheff Utd. Could do worse for just over £1m.

Worth an outside punt imo. Could well fall to bits without the guy who's got them where they are. Certainly wouldn't be surprised if Sammy Lee doesn't last the season. Bolton's signings hardly fill you with hope for them either. Gavin McCann is now a has been and J Lloyd Samuel is a never was been. Also rumblings about Jussi rejecting a new contract and leaving them for Villa or Sunderland. Ben Haim has already gone and I wouldn't be suprised if Anelka spits his dummy out.

Aye DJ Campbell, Cameron Jerome and Radhi Jaidi. mackems.gif More like Fabrice Muamba, McSheffrey and Larsson. You laugh at Jerome and while he's nothing special I can think of worse strikers in the Premiership. Birmingham will spend a good few bob and just do enough to stay up imo. I think Derby and Wigan are dead certs to go down. Then it could be any one of City/Fulham/Boro

He was linked with us in January. Probably just agent talk, touting him for a move to England.

Dicky Dirt? Dicky fucking Dirt? I hope that's someones idea of a joke and not official images.. if so, how more cringeworthy can you get? Horrible kit as well.

So they've stolen the Flamengo kit now to go with the Spurs top?

You wouldn't expect to see such dodgy defending by teams from either nation

Get onto Lita shushing the TV camera. What a fucking mug. He should still be embarrassed about his penalty miss and one of the worst sitters of all time, not acting like he's the man.

Jesus christ. I've just seen those Lita misses. What a fucking pair of losers him and Stuart Pearce are.

I'd assume he's injured. His lead boots aren't suited to 442, but Pearce is a complete muppet and would never realise that dropping him is the way to go if he wanted an extra forward. PS: If he's not injured, I'd credit Pearson with the insight, as Pearce is a complete muppet. Dropping Huddlestone for Noble isnt exactly the 'way forward' is it? Ideal team would be: Carson Hoyte Ferdinand Taylor Baines Young Reo-coker Huddlestone Milner Nugent Lita Vaughan should be up front, not Lita. And haven't you got the wingers on the wrong sides?

Never heard of that before. Common knowledge in these parts

Barton is such a wanker refusing to let that £300k go to the point that his new club had to step in and pay it. He really doesn't do himself any favours.

Tom Cannon is a fucking joke. And a scruff.

Why have people STILL not realised Gravesen is not a DM?! He can't tackle and was Everton's main attacking midfielder for nearly five years. He is a big skin head, surely he is a DM!? Oh, right. My mistake!

Why have people STILL not realised Gravesen is not a DM?! He can't tackle and was Everton's main attacking midfielder for nearly five years.

Yeah, the sending off was a joke and the ref has been so fussy. You'd think he was a continental ref with the free kicks he's giving but he's Scottish!

Chimbonda is a good player but he's only worth about £6m. Hardly young either. Anything over £7m would be very good business, turning down £11m is lunacy.