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2sheds

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  1. A dirty little twat no doubt. But a great servent to Man U at a tenth of the price we paid for Shearer. You have to agree he has been excellent value for money for them.
  2. Community grieves for dead chicken Last updated at 14:54pm on 24th October 2005 A community mourning the death of a mystery "baby" was told today: "Stop grieving, it's only a chicken." A makeshift shrine of flowers and cards sprang up after a member of the public discovered the remains of a foetus in a back alley in Anfield, Liverpool. Merseyside Police cordoned off the scene to investigate, but tests soon revealed that it was only a chicken foetus. The truth was reported in a local newspaper, but a rumour had already swept the area that a dead baby had been found. More than a dozen bunches of flowers were laid at the scene by well-wishers, along with teddy bears and cards. One card read: "RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx." A spokeswoman for Merseyside Police stressed today that the remains were not human. She said: "It seems a member of the public saw the remains of a foetus, which possibly resembled a human foetus, and called us. "We cordoned off the area to investigate, as we would with any possible suspicious death, but it became apparent it was not a human foetus. "The flowers and cards are obviously the result of local gossip, but we can assure people that the remains were not human." Conservative MP Boris Johnson was forced to apologise last year after the Spectator magazine, which he edits, claimed that Liverpudlians typify "the mawkish sentimentality of a society hooked on grief". From the Daily Hate but the story was carried by non fascist media like the Beeb http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=366403&in_page_id=1770&ito=1490
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    Idiots booing Dyer

    McCreery was a far more dedicated player than dyer can ever dream of. The little bastard should have been peddled the moment he refused to play for us. Lets face it he has done nothing of any note since then (apart from trouser a few million from us)
  4. I wouldn't cry if we replaced Dyer with Douglas Bader
  5. Thank fuck for that. Bye bye fatty and good riddence
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    The FA Cup Final

    The best thing about this years final was listening to Terry Christian crying like a baby on talksport afterwards. He slagged off people from Dublin who supported Chelsea - this from a die hard Manure fan Then he accused Chelsea of spending over the top - conveniently forgetting how many times Man U have broken the transfer record. He claimed the 1999 treble was won with 'home grown players' like Jaap Stam, Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke ) His parting shot was 'how many trebles have Chelsea won'? Brilliant to see the arrogant Manc arsewipe tying himself in knots. PS the game was shite mind
  7. Only the round one will look like a fool. And those still kidding themselves that Owen wants to play for us.
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    13th it is then...

    How does this final position effect the much quoted claim that we are the 5th best Premiership side over the last 10 years?
  9. you are absolutely right. When we have a s*** board and only 15,000 fans, he will be forced out. However, while we have 30-40,000 fans happy to pay the money for what they are seeing, it won't happen. Think about it. I realise it may be difficult. In the meantime, what do you think of the "timing" of Roeders removal ? And what do you/people think of giving the next manager the whole summer to settle into the job, or are you going to say "they should have given Roeder a chance to see if he started next season better" Nowt surprises me. Oh, and Ameobi is back and so he may have succeeded mackems.gif Errr I have thought about it. Thats why I wrote the post in the first place. You know the post you choose to reply to As for the bit below the part I have highlighted A I didn't mention Roeder at all. B Why have you projected my 2 possible answers? Is it because you want to put words in my mouth then argue against what you think I'd say? Anyway I hereby declare by NE5 and his leg humping mate HTL wtf are you on about sunshine? I'd say you've just hijacked the thread with that pile of s****. Considering this was on page 2 of this thread and having read thru 3 more pages of waffle I stand by original statement Sunshine :sunny:
  10. Mackem. No - realistic. And less of the insults if you don't mind
  11. you are absolutely right. When we have a s*** board and only 15,000 fans, he will be forced out. However, while we have 30-40,000 fans happy to pay the money for what they are seeing, it won't happen. Think about it. I realise it may be difficult. In the meantime, what do you think of the "timing" of Roeders removal ? And what do you/people think of giving the next manager the whole summer to settle into the job, or are you going to say "they should have given Roeder a chance to see if he started next season better" Nowt surprises me. Oh, and Ameobi is back and so he may have succeeded mackems.gif Errr I have thought about it. Thats why I wrote the post in the first place. You know the post you choose to reply to As for the bit below the part I have highlighted A I didn't mention Roeder at all. B Why have you projected my 2 possible answers? Is it because you want to put words in my mouth then argue against what you think I'd say? Anyway I hereby declare by NE5 and his leg humping mate HTL
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    Michael Carrick

    To replace an aging Scholes?
  13. Just give us 18 months...............................
  14. We are more likely to be relegated next season rather than the mackems.
  15. Shepherd will never leave as long as 10s of thousands of blindly optimistic cretins renew their season tickets. And they will, in spite of all their moaning. You get what you deserve.
  16. About Spurs Spurs have almost won as much as us and the scum combined. Apart from the fact they have won 4 times as many trophies. http://www.krysstal.com/trophies.html
  17. Get well soon Bobby. The world will be a poorer place if the worse comes to the worst. Legend
  18. There is something rotten at the heart of Newcastle United. A new manager will not make a great deal of difference.
  19. I'm not certain but I think that number plate belongs to an intellectual property solicitor who lives near Hexham.
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