Numbers

We've gone a bit flat

I honestly woodn't put money on that like.

Upgrade Longstaff and its 3-0 already

Longstaff carrying on from where he left off.

Should this not be renamed to Chelsea's Transfers?

He's always very level headed on Twitter, his podcasts are decent.

Woah, do we have a Mackem in Peace? Can we keep him?

He's shite, perfect example of the kind of player we need to get shot of. Wouldn't get a game for any other PL side.

Theres a huge Gulf between our expected first team and anyone outside of it, at best the likes of Murphy, Lascelles, Wood, Lewis etc. are League One or championship standard at best. Until they're replaced we're fucked when relying on them.

We've just been beated by a league one team man, for the most part we were pathetic.

Anderson - Over rated Shite Lewis - Clueless brings nothing Shite Wood - Stiff as an old board trying to run and turn on Ice in his flip flops Shite Ritchie - Runs around alot Angry, Shite Lascelles - Doesn't read the game wants to be a Super Hero Shite Murphy - Brain isn't properly connected, doesn't know what to do next, usually just runs into the defender Shite

Can we have some new extra Purples please and fuck off some of these useless cunts we have?

This cunt up here wasting all the chances, fucking dreadful.

Battle of the offsides

We will never score, we've got an old plank up front and generally no clue.

Oooof.

I don't get this rest your best players and then bring them on when you're in the shit, why not play the best and then sub them off when the jobs done?

'A Hint' of Offside

Fucking lots of shite on display here.

Longstaff and Anderson proper mugs there like.

Why do people rave some much about Anderson am I missing something?

Shitcunt Murphy, we need to get rid of him hes fucking shite. Looks in 3 minds all the time never mind 2.

Needy cunt.

Love the way Iwobi just gave up there.

Arteta throughly unlikable cunt