Andy

got convicted for drink driving didn't he ? And that is actually an offense punishable by death in certain industries.

Did Nolberto Solano not get arrested for chining his wife once?? nobody seems to hate him? It's allowed as long as you don't spit.

I never thought I would actually see a more tragic case than James. Until now. Double swoop with Senderos, actually. Who are you? Oh the irony. And yeah, great signing by the way. Coloccini is a fucking rock.

It wasn't Augustus Hill was it? Was he in a wheelchair?

He's never played DM, he plays center back or right back. He's argentinian. That means he can play in midfield as he is a cultured footballer by default. He is also a lazy cunt who doesn't like us and wishes AIDS on all of our fans.

Next person who posts that twatting "rick rolled" thing will be banned. I just lost about 800 words of cunting e-mail there.

Surely we were only half-decimated if we only had five injuries?

Whichever one makes it easiest for the cunts to "borrow" comments from our front page and use them out of context.

Always amazes me that people can actually make decent money for writing sentences of the above standard.

Congrats to him, takes some doing. I have updated his profile with some light praise.

Harper - 5 N'Zogbia - 4 Cacapa - 5 Taylor - 5 Geremi - 4 Gutierrez - 7 Guthrie - 5 Butt - 5 Milner - 4 Ameobi - 4 Smith - 3 Duff - 6 Enrique - 5 Krul - 3 Didn't watch it btw. Just going off what I've read in the last two pages of this thread. /James

Yeah, we need Beye, Faye, Viduka and Barton at least. Would that be Barton who hasn't had a pre-season and is looking at a healthy ban and Mark "I can't play more than 2 games in a row" Viduka. Don't worry, Dave was just being pretentious.

Indeed. I actually e-mailed a friend of mine who works for the sun requesting that they remove the "of newcastle-online.com" from that sentence. Embarrassing stuff.

Usual level of cuntish journalism there from the sun.

Banned from the club for using text speak. That's what I like to see. Excellent job by their moderators.

That means he had that thing in his pants for 189 games without using it Sounds like Towelie Haha. I think that's my favourite post of the entire decade.

Sorted. Just a reminder to all; please don't posts any kind of fixture lists in here.

Xavi is better.

Good result for portugal, but they're not going to win the tournament unless they seriously sort their defense out.

Greece are the funniest team I've ever seen. It's like they're playing tongue-in-cheek football.

It's not making for much of a spectacle, like. It's hilarious though.

Loving the utter smugness of the greeks, playing like they've already won

Probably think they're a right pair of comedians.

To be fair, most of them have been here longer than you have

A personality would do the trick.